HANDY GUIDE TO CHEMISTRY JARGON
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0. covalent		0. oxidation		0. molecule
1. elemental		1. equilibrium		1. ion
2. electrolytic		2. distillation		2. state
3. reduced / ing	3. hydrolization	3. number
4. ionic / ionized	4. filtration		4. agent
5. hydrogen		5. configuration	5. bond
6. oxidized		6. ionization		6. constant
7. dynamic		7. indication		7. equation
8. amphoteric		8. dissociation		8. coefficient
9. <empty>		9. <empty>		9. <empty>

How to use the Handy Guide to Jargon:

Using the HGTJargonChem is easy. While talking to your flake 
chemistry teacher, make up a 3-digit decimal intiger.
Take the three digits, and pick out words of those 3 numbers 
from their corresponding colums. Where there are two words, use
the one that sounds better. If you get all 9s, make up a new number 
and try again. Take the big word you just got, and mix it into a 
sentence somehow.