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Popsicle Stick Jokes

QuestionAnswer
Where does the catcher sit for dinner? Behind the plate
When are feet on your face? When they are crow's feet
What mouse won't eat cheese? A computer mouse
What do you call a flying turtle? Shellicopter
What sea creature is always grumpy? A crab
What mouse won't eat cheese? A computer mouse
What kind of horse never wins a race? A sawhorse
Why does the car like this joke? Because it never tires of hearing it
What did the painter name his son? Art
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When is a fin not a fin? When it's a dol-phin
Where should you put your TV? In a remote area
What's the most musical bone? A trombone
Who granted the fish's wish? It's fairy codmother
What keys can't you put in a lock? Piano keys
What subject did the witch pass in school? Spelling
What did the leaves name their son? Russel
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What did the leaves name their son? Russel
Why did the pig want to be an actor? He was a big ham
What do rabbits put into their computers? Hoppy discs
What kind of guitars do whales play? eel-lectric guitars
What did the leaves name their son? Russel
What did the leaves name their son? Russel
Why did the driver throw money in the street? So she could stop on a dime
What's the most musical bone? A trombone
Why did the boy stare at the automobile's radio? He wanted to watch a car-tune
What do you say to a tent with a split personality? You're two tents

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