REPORTED BY: APP (Associated Poplar Press)

    529 Party Pisses of Neighbors, Annoys Cops. 

        On Saturday night, the residents of 529 Poplar threw a social gathering for the entire North Carolina School of the Arts. The party which hit full swing around 12am riled neighbors on Poplar. Here's what a few had to say:

"All of these cars on the street are just making me sick! I can't sleep knowing that those drunk hooligans down the street are letting people park in front of my house! Jesus, I own part of this street too! - Suzy Bitchalot, 539 Poplar Resident

"Let me get some money." - Random Homless Guy, Cardboard box behind Lowes Food.

"I've been up all morning picking up plastic cups and trying not to step in vomit! They just don't care how our street looks! I mean Lance and myself were working in the yard all day yesterday so it looked good. The way things are going, we'll be lucky if Better Homes and Gardens will even come out to photograph our wonderful Pansy garden! - NAME WITHHELD 531 Poplar Resident.

    The Winston-Salem police as well as the NCSA Campus police were "really annoyed" at the size of the party. Two campus police cruisers joined three Winston-Salem cruisers to see "exactly what was going on" inside the 529. 529 resident, Michael J. DeFilippo started conversation with the police by abruptly stating to the NCSA officers that they needed to "Fuck off and get of my property. You only have jurisdiction for a mile radius from campus, and we're exactly 1.8 miles from campus "so fucking leave!" 

    Here are some quotes from the officers:

"Son, are you twenty one?" - Officer #12342

"Do I smell marijuana?  Are you kids smoking marijuana cigarettes in there?" - Officer #5648

"What's your name son? No! Your name is not Al Chololic!" - Officer #12342

"Move that car, and that one, and that one, and that one, and that one, and that one." - Officer #5648

"I'll talk all of you all to jail!" - Officer 62410

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