Prove Us Wrong About Shimadzu.... Get 20,000 Japanese Yen!
We pledge that all of our facts about Shimadzu are in order
....and we'll back that claim up with real $money$
Since the inception of this homepage back in January of 1997, we have stated
unequivocally that "the factual information on our homepage has been researched and
found to be authentic.... it speaks volumes!" Simply put, we have never knowingly
concocted any untruths/falsehoods about Shimadzu, their deceptive business practices or
their inferior product offerings! Then in September 1998, a group of independent medical
reviewers representing a prestigious online search engine concluded that the factual
information on our "professionally oriented website was 100% accurate." Hence,
the Shimadzu Consumer Alerts homepage at http://www.bigfoot.com/~shimadzu-sux now sports a
"4 star rating" award.
In spite of these declaration(s) and award(s), there are a few belly-aching malcontents
who are still non-believers. (We can't make you see the light if you're wearing
blinders!) And let's not forget the brainwashed misfits who labor at Shimadzu on a
daily basis. In an effort to quell these malcontents, dispel those misfits and open the
eyes of the non-believers, we initially agreed in January 1999 to put
our money where our mouth is by offering 10,000 Japanese yen to back up our claims
regarding the other side of Shimadzu! Now we've upped the ante yet again.
If anyone supplies/forwards us any indisputable/incontrovertible evidence by email which
contradicts any of the factual information on our website (opinions exempted), then we
will pay the first contributor reporting any such untruth/falsehood the equivalent
of 20,000 Japanese yen in the form of a money order forwarded by snail mail to your
attention. (Unfortunately, Shimadzu has been unable to make a similar offer by
rebutting the facts on our homepage!) This good-will offer is open to everyone
(including all Shimadzu employees worldwide). Please note that we will have final say
whether any presented evidence is indeed indisputable/incontrovertible.
n.b. Since January 1999 (1 U.S. dollar = ~150 Japanese yen), no one has
taken us up on our most generous offer.... the truth is very compelling stuff!
n.b. We have absolutely nothing to gain by fabricating or publishing untruths/falsehoods.
On the other hand, Shimadzu has everything (starting with your money) to gain by resorting
to the flagrant, deliberate and intentional use of lies and denials!
n.b. Let it be known that no Shimadzu official, figurehead or troll has ever questioned
and successfully challenged the veracity of the information on this website at any time.
The truth hurts.... just ask the habitual prevaricators at Shimadzu!
Question: Will Shimadzu admit to the facts found on this homepage and come clean or
will they simply persist with their propaganda depicting full-blown lies and denials?
Shimadzu.... Degrading the Art of Science for 125 Years (and Beyond!)
For more information about Shimadzu, call 1-800-LIARS
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12/31/00