MONTHLY EMPLOYEE EVALUATION

NAME: ________________________________ DATE: _________________

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KNOWLEDGE:

____ The Son of A Bitch really knows his shit.
____ Knows just enough to be dangerous.
____ Only half a brain and is dangerous.
____ Fucking brain dead. His coffee cup has a higher IQ.

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ACCURACY:

____ Does excellent work if not preoccupied with pussy.
____ Pretty good. Only occasionally blows it out is ass.
____ Has to take his shoes off to count higher than ten.
____ Couldn’t count his balls and get the same # twice

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ATTITUDE:

____ Extremely cooperative (if you kiss his ass often).
____ Brown noser in good standing
____ Often pisses off others. Thinks he owns the place
____ Doesn’t give a shit. Never did, never will.

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RELIABILITY:

____ Really dependable little cocksucker.
____ Works so hard that he must take an extra day off.
____ can rely on him to be the first out the door.
____ Totally fucking worthless.

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APPEARANCE:

____ Extremely neat. Even combs his pubic hairs.
____ Looks great on his day off.
____ Flies leave fresh dog shit to follow him/her
____ Dirty, filthy, smelly son of a bitch

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PERFORMANCE:

____ Goes like a s.o.b. if there’s money in it.
____ Does all kinds of good shit at evaluation time.
____ Works well after an enema.
____ Couldn’t do less if he were in a coma.

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LEADERSHIP:

____ Carries a chainsaw and gets good results.
____ Macho attitude. Commands total disgust.
____ Dog fasted 3 days when he brought home pork chops.
____ Mother Teresa told him to get fucked.

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I understand that I have been evaluated and understand my rights under the Privacy Act of 1974. I further acknowledge that I am as fucked up as a football bat and will make an effort to correct my deficiencies.

SIGNED__________________________________________