Top 10 Ways to tell if a Redneck has been working at a Computer In Your Office

10: The monitor is up on blocks.
9: Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.
8: The six front keys have rotted out.
7: The extra RAM slots have Dodge truck parts installed in them.
6: The numeric key pad only goes up to six.
5: The password is "Bubba".
4: There is a gun rack mounted on the CPU.
3: There is a Skoal can in the CD-ROM drive.
2: The keyboard is camouflaged.

And the number 1 reason is:
1: The mouse is referred to as a "critter".