Why does life have a sick since of humor?
- You want to go to Europe all of your life. The history, the culture, everything you want to experience. Amazingly you get a chance to live there. Once over there, you find out that you don't have the time nor the money to experience anything your job.
- You and your wife get debit cards from your bank. This will make life easier you think. You wait the seven to ten days it takes to receive your cards. Finally you get them but you don't get your PIN numbers. A month goes by and finally you get your PIN numbers. Happy, you go to the ATM and discover that your PIN doesn't work. Okay, so the wife tries her PIN number and and the machine eats her card. Of course the bank is closed by now so you have to wait three days until Monday to try to get it resolved. Once at the bank you find out that you should have only gotten one PIN number for both cards, that the card eaten by the machine was shredded, and that you will both have to apply for new debit cards which requires two more credit checks for you and the wife. Oh yeah, and it takes another month to get the cards, and the PIN was incorrect.... AGAIN!!!!
- You begin life drooling all over yourself, and having little or no bladder/bowel control, and you have no teeth, and you have no hair, and you are really dependant on other people. Sounds like very old age doesn't it???
- You have a cellular phone which you always carry in case of emergency. This habit continues for five years or so. One day you happen to leave the cell phone at home and take a drive out into the country. Your car breaks down twenty miles from the nearest town.
- You want to get a certain job all of your life since you could walk and talk. Finally you get the job and less than two years into the job you hate it.
- You decide to finally pay down some of your bills starting the following month. That month your car dies on you, you have to fly home to see your dying grandmother, you have to re-register your car, your insurance gets raised, your wreck a friends snowmobile, and last but not least you owe uncle sam tax money...
- You have some really good friends, I mean the best. You go away to make a life for yourself. As good as it gets all you can ever do it think about how good you had it back when all you had was your friends.
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