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In loving memory of Buster

Professor Buster B. MonkeyButt asks the timeless question of all MIS departments:

"Who's taking care of YOUR Network???"

Announcing...

MonkeyButt
Computer
Services!

Our motto:

What can MonkeyButt Computer Services do for YOUR complete Enterprise Networking needs?

Support:: Our dedicated engineers wrote the book on 24x7 support! They will even move into your homes and offices, permanently if needed.
Security:: Our engineers are natural network bodyguards. Standard service includes free protection from unwanted mail delivery personnel, and anyone carrying a bag if required.
Price/Performance:: Our cost-sharing, cookie-incentive, client-employee program provides the unique formula to maintain network integrity at the lowest cost found in the industry!
Walking:: Our engineers walk, so transportation and vehicle costs are the lowest in the industry.
Innovation:: Our engineers are on the cutting edge of technology, always ready to go where no one has gone before. (Frequent walking, however, may impede innovation.)

Conclusion? No other Computer Service Provider can match the quality and performance of MonkeyButt Computer Services!!!

About Our Company

I, Professor Buster B. MonkeyButt, founded MCS back in your future during the earth year of 3383 for tax reasons. The company flourished for about twenty years until regional economic conditions deteriorated after the alien invasion during the Hanoi World Series. Luckily I was able to escape, but the time machine that brought me back to your primitive culture . . . hmph, ah-phm. . .

Excuse me for a moment. My superior sense of smell tells me something is wrong behind the rack here...

Ah, yeah, I, ah...

...it's in here somewhere...

And by the way, we do sub-contract our cabling to the Wire Weasel Syndicate, so there's no need to worry here.

Meanwhile, please read on about the services that make MonkeyButt Computer Systems the leader in network integration and support.

Topology Services

Bay Networks Ethernet Hubs?

IBM Token Ring MAUs?

We've got you covered. Our technicians have had more 'bay' and 'mau' experience than our competitors, who all tend to overutilize human personnel.

As you may have guessed, Bay Networks are a subsidiary of MCS. Our people invented the first bay networks long ago... And as for "MAUs", well, we have had a great deal of experience there too.

Router, Switch and
Gateway Services

Cisco?

You ask me about Cisco??!

Hey, let me tell you, I know all about Cisco... His kid is a personal friend of mine!

MCSE Certified

Our technicians are all certified MCSEs (MonkeyButt Computer Services Engineers). Every technician is trained to perform the most intricate and complex duties in todays' fast-paced networking environment... However, it won't stop them from giving the kind of up-close and personal treatment our customers have come to expect.

(Monitor cleaning is free during the first six-month maintenance agreement.)

Heard enough? I thought so. Now it's time to pick up that phone and give us a call!!!

Problem is, we don't have an 800 number. (Again, this is just another way we're holding down expenses.)

But don't worry - instead of an 800 number, we have a web site you can link to that helps you contact our employees.

Our employees can be found everywhere!

I'm sure you won't be disappointed in our services!

And remember our motto -

If we can't do it, just take us around the block ONE MORE TIME!

Thanks for visiting my page! I hope I can be of service to you in the future (or past).

Professor Buster B. MonkeyButt
CEO of MonkeyButt Computer Services
email : b_monkeybutt@geocities.com