Ways to know you are obsessed about Alias

Ways to know you are an alias fan / Ways to know you are obsessed about Alias

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Compiled by Charlie S (sd-6.com forums memberCharlie)

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You're reading this list.
You've watched all the shows, more than once.
You've taken a sudden interest in the CIA, and the world of espionage.
You start doing the crazy stunts that jennifer does
You drool over certain characters ::cough, vaughn, cough::
You start picking up their wardrobe
You start to balance your life around the new episodes.
You decide that watching re runs is more important than studing for exams.
You have an Alias quote for every situation.
You Begin to take an interest in looking at the alias boards more then once a day and take a sudden interest in Jennifer Garners life.
You're talking about Alias to everyone, even the peope you met yesterday.
You watch parts of Alias :::Vaughn::: over and over and over and over, untill the VCR breaks...
you drive people up a wall with random quotes from the shows
U realize u just called ur friend Francie and ur boyfriend Vaughn
U talk to ur friend about something that happened to u and realize it happened on Alias.
U hear the word "shipper" and start freaking out about some people by the name of Sydney and Michael
You're more interested in valentines because it means possible interactions between people on the show
The sight of a picture frame makes u oddly happy
people are asking you why you have framed pictures of strange people all over your room, locker, house...
when your friend goes oin about the lastest fling you state " yea, syd really needs to open up to vaughn"
you ofter to work hand and foot for your friends mom if she'l let you borrow the alias video
U realise that when someone says something like "Alias is ok, but I've seen better" u already have it planned out about who Sloane is gonna send after them!
when ur thinking right now " Oh! i remember when i did that!"
When ur talking to ur family at the dinner table and they ask who Alias_addict and Sid are.
when ur not watching alias, ur on the forums here or wishing you were doing either(sounds alot like someone i no...)
When ur sitting at school and ur math teacher askes u a question u answer "SD-6!!!"
When u take classes to learn other languages and when ur frinds ask why u say it's "top secret"
ou start hating people who diss Alias
your brain is workong slower than usual, because Alias is on tomorrow, or was on yesterday...
you start researching the various things that come out in the show (e.g. rambaldi, some of the equipment, locations, etc.)
When someone asks u why u look so sad u say "I'm homesick! I didn't go to www.SD-6.com yesterday!"
When u have fictional rooms, one is full of bubble furniture and one has drains in the floors.
You put a picture of MV on your ceiling so that he's the first thing you see when you wake up in the morning, and the last thing you see before you go to sleep. And during the night if you have nightmares - you can wake up to MV's sweet face on the ceiling...
You cry when u see Sydney and Vaughn have a "special moment because a) It makes u SO happy to see those two kids finnaly connecting or b) cause u realise U now have no chance. That @#$%!
You start crawling through the air ducts in your office building
You search the library and video stores frantically for monkey documentaries
ou go to the CIA website and are seriously thinking of becoming an agent (maybe only to see Vaughn)
You can't understand why ABC doesn't air Alias all the time.
you finally get a job at the CIA but you quit once you realize that nobody by the name of Micheal Vaughn works there
When the word swank comes up 15 times in one scentence.
When u start yelling at people to stop lying to u.
When u start trying to see what u can steal from people without them noticing (u'll give it back!
U always get excited when someone calls but it's the wrong number.
U have a friend named Anna whom u all of a sudden don't talk to and keep calling her the enemy.
Ur friends really want to know why u refuse to believe that they really ARE going to or work at a bank.
your friends start to say, "Oh my god! She's at it again!" and looks at you hopelessly when you start to talk about alias
Your mom thinks its strange and looks at you funny because you get all excited, jumping around, and face at least 1 inch from the tv when alias comes on
considering joining the CIA and hope for adventures like in Alias
You change your middle name to "Vaughn"
You start scoping out the blood donor vans for Vaughn
you get ticked off every time that they don't show alias
you become overprotective of the show
you get ticked off of writers when they use words such as "snub" about alias
Ur mom enters a room and u start calling her a trator and throwing things at her.
U tell ur dad that u "need to know the truth!"
U woun't introduce ur boyfriend to anyone incase u guys are seen togeather.
You become very suspicious when your friend starts wearing a flower pin and refuse to talk to him/her until they take off the pin.
You start talking to your Mom's tacky tulip dress pin - saying over and over "I am ready."
you begin to make fanfics on the show
you come here often
You start staking out warehouses/storage facilities for Vaughn.
You no longer trust your reporter relatives/friends.
You are seriously considering some bozo red hair color.
You start writing "Kate Jones" on your luggage tags.
Everything, and I mean *everything* seems to relate back to Alias.
You start checking your make-up for electronic devices.
Every website on your "site history list" is Alias related.
You can't tear yourself away from the SD-6.com message boards...it's happening to me right now...
you check the SD-6 message board before you check your own mail
you hear that someone doesn't know what Alias is, and you immediatly launch into a lenthy explenation
your Alias tapes (and your many Vaughn pics) are your most important belongings...\
You scour Alias fan websites looking for new picutres to add to your collection or any scoop about the show that you can post on SD-6.com!!
you look forward to a new Alias episode more than your own birthday
the thought of missing an Alias episode... or not taping it is crazy...
you feel like dying when you have to wait for three weeks for a new episode
you're always on an alias website
you spend more time talking to online Alias fans, than your best friend... oops...
ou make a lot of fan art ::hehehehe::
you start forecasting the future for your favourite character
you're constantly thinking about the show
your main goal has become to get everyone you know to watch Alias( I've gotten 12 people obsessed so far...)
A guy shows up at your office to do repairs; you put him in a headlock and demand to know who sent him
When you're angry with someone, you say menacingly, "Don't make me open the box!"
After every wrong number, you try to recall where you were supposed to meet your CIA contact.
you stop watching Mad Tv because of their stupid Alias diss...
you watch movies like Dude where's my car, Never been Kissed etc. just because they have the actors from Alias...
every time you see any of the actors on any guest appearance both TV and Movie, you start going nuts
You throw a fit when someone suggests watching something else on Sunday nights.
You insist on watching every episode when it airs, even the repeats that you have on tape and have already watched, uh, *several* times.
You stopped watching all the Israeli local channels as a protest, as none of them has bought Alias broadcasting copyright yet / You check the TV schedules of every channel on cables, hoplessly hoping that the Indian / Egyptian / Italian / German / Russian has suddenly started broadcasting Alias.
When watching the Golden Globe awards, all your friends suddenly stared at you When Jen won the best actress award.
Your friends swears that if you say one more sentences with the words/names "Alias/Vaughn/Syd/SD6" on it they will never talk to you again.
Your dad suddenly realizes that there's only 20mb of memory left on the PC and threatens to throw you out of the house if you don't get the PC to it's previous condition - 4GB free memory ("But dad! it's not my fault that every Alias episode on Kazaa is 200mb!" "Every what episode??")
You check the messageboards every 5 minuets and wonder how come there's no new message since the last time you checked. / The first thing you do when you wake up in the morning, is checking the messageboards and you keep checking them every hour till the evening, knowing that 8am - 7pm israeli time is still night time in the US.
Your printer stopped working after you printed all the Alias transcripts so you'll have something to read in the train/bus/work.
When they talk in the news about something that foreign goverments suspects the Mossad is involved in, you say "Yeah, right. it has SD-6 fingerprints all over it.
You're ashamed to tell people you work as a journalist.
You download all the music that appeared on Alias and play it constantly. When you catch your brother listenes to "Garage fight" you feel incredibely proud.
You spend your day doing Alias related things, without watching even 1 episode of it properly (AKA on TV screen), and your current goal in life, aside from joining the ALIAS writing team, Is to be remembered as the first Israeli Alias fan When the show will finally hit the middle east and the MB will be invaded by other Israelies.

100. you think that Syd is your lost syster because she speak Hebrew too.

101. you can't understand how you're best friends doesn't remember the guy who played the teacher in NBK, and why they're wondering how come all the movies you watch in the cables has an acotr named Vartan in 'em.

102. you buy a car like Sydney's...

103. When one of ur friends say they are going on a buisness trip and u start asking questions like "So, who are u after this time?" and "Whats ur counter mission?"

104. When ur friend askes u to come to her birthday party that is like SO important to her that only her closest friends are coming, U say only if she gets ABC.

105. When the thought of hunting down and killing the head of ABC has crossed ur mind more then once per minute since u heard it would be 3 weeks till a new episode.

106. when you visit this site every spare moment you get...

107. when you start thinking about moving to Los Angeles, to look for the characters...

108. When someone says they think Michael Vartan is hot and u scream "No! He's OURS!"

109. When all of a sudden u walk up to two people who are not even talking to each other or know each other and tell them that they shouldn't hide their feelings and everything will work out for the best.

110. when you scream at the thought of Sydney getting together with Will

111. when the thought of Alias getting canceled keeps you up all night

112. When someone asks u how many siblings u have and u reply "Wait, let me count! Alias4life, Hotaru, Sid........"

113. When u meet someone named Marshall and ask if u could use his "super swank" glasses.

114. when people ask you who ur friends are, you say things like....." real ones or tv ones or what?" the person tells you what they mean: real ones: "oh! michael vartan! jennifer garner!" " real friends?? oooooooh! sid, hotoru-anne, blake....."then the person looks at you funny and walks away

115. you think of MV every single minute and when you're in class, you have no ideas whats going on

116. you decide to go try out your "moveS" in public places, and randomally pick out your victims

117. when you see a person holding their purse funny (its broken a strap) you walk up to the person and slap them then start hitting them

118. everyone ignores you cause they know when you start to talk, only lines from alias come out or your opinions about abc n alias come out

119. When u get a puppy and ur parents here u telling it "now, the attack command is only for SD-6 and K-Directorate agents”

120. You watch an episode of "The Chair" and know that if you were a contestant the way to make you lose is to show pictures or clips of MV.

121. You dream about this MB and remind yourself (while still dreaming) to add it to this board first thing in the morning!

122. You start lying to everyone inclouding yourself, to see if you can be as good as sydney in that.

123. u begin 2 learn french....

124. he worst words u can ever hear are " no tv or internet till monday!"ahhhhhhhhhhhhh (dont worry, didn happen)

125. When ur computer AND tv break for a whole week and u start to cry and break stuff on sunday night.

126. You scream because your HDTV antenna isn't working and you cant't watch Alias in widescreen HDTV

127. When people ask why you don't want to be away from your computer for 5 days, you respond "cause then my ppd (average posts per day) will do down!".

128. You spend hours working on an Alias fan site

129. you begin transmiting and reciving radio signals from random people and the police

130. you cry while watching "the hug"

131. you break your vcr

132. you have installed a drain because lots of buckets cost too much

133. You tell everyone that watching ALIAS increases your vocabulary (esp. that doplanger or whatever title!

134. You say that watching ALIAS helps you make new friends online

135. You are not just reading, but posting in this thread

136. You are almost at 100 posts (oh, thats me )

137. You watch a MV scene in Never Been Kissed over and over again because he says your name (even if the character is stupid and he's saying your name as if your an idiot).

138. You set your cell phone to the Nokia ringtone, just like Sydney

139. You fill up your car w/ gas at Chevron.

140. Considering getting a Landrover when you have enough money.

141. When ur mom askes u why u seem so sad u answer "do u realise how much this whole tension between Syd and Mike is breaking the whole "group" apart?"

142. While driving you always make a point of checking the rear view mirror to make sure you aren't being followed.

143. You start considering the names Sydney, Michael, Jack, Victor, Marshall, Marcus, Francie, etc. for the names of your future children (or pets).

144. You put your first name and a certain actor's last name together, just to hear how it sounds.

145. u start taking krav maga lessons, so you can kick asses like sydeny does!

146. U watch ANYTHING (eg. James Bond) even if u don't like it just to see the Alias characters. Oh! I mean friends!

147. The only thing you check on ebay now is Alias stuff.

148. You start dedicating more and more VHS tapes to Alias and Alias related material.

149. You rent movies you never thought you would see, just because an Alias actor was in one scene.

150. When we make a list of the top ten ways to know you're an Alias fan and we have a thousand ways to tell.

151. when you're paying for cable only to see an hour of Alias once a month(thanks ABC)

152. When you sit at work, and instead of thinking "I have to finish to edit this piece before our live broadcast, it 10min time", you think "Will my Alias tapes arrive tomorrow"/"what else could i add to this list?"

153. BTW - does anyone feels like compiling all the things everyone wrote into one article or something? Could come out brilliant. Blake / Sid - you can add it to the main page, and entitle it: "You must apply 80% of this list to enter".

154. ou check this board a bit too often... like every 10 minutes

155. you hear "you were more fun before Alias" like 50 tmes a day...

156. you freak out at the thought of not watching Alias re runs, every day...

157. you toy with the thought of sending ABC hate mail for postponing the episodes so much…

158. After two weeks without a new episode, and one more week to go, you start wondering if life has any meaning.

159. When you watch your most precious tapes (besides your alias tapes) - your figure skating tapes - you fast forward the skating parts and watches to commercial parts. to see the Alias previews. Not like that's ever happened to me!

160. everyone that knows you also knows that it's pointless to ask about your plans on Sun. night...

161. You start wondering if life before Alias ever existed, but know that sometime you will be able to amaze your kids with the phrase: "When I was your age there was no Alias."

162. the time before Alias was a scary time, that will be known as the preAlias, or preobsession time... or the "when i had a life" time...

163. when all, and i mean all you can think about is Alias

164. when you start scaring yourself with just how obsessed you are...

165. ou won't talk to your friends unless they tell you the password

166. Vaughn has completely ruined "real" men for you*

167. *alternate answer for guys: by acting like Vaughn, you now have more dates than you can handle

168. When someone comes up to u and says "OMG! Ur guy looked SO good the other night!" and u reply "No kidding! The best part was when he threatened to kick some ass!"

169. When u start to realise ur crush looks a bit like Vaughn, and start to check family histories of both guys (that never happened to me, but that would be funny!?

170. When you decide to elect one of the actors as presedent!

171. You check the mailbox (not the E-mail one) twice a second, to see if your Alias tapes arrived already, though you know that the mail had already arrived 2 hours before (you picked it up) and there were no tapes there...

172. We have to have multiple threads to list how we can tell we're obssessed with Alias.

173. ou get angry because another member of SD-6 forums starts a new topic before you do when you suggested it

174. You start a Alias chat Yahoo! Group

175. You meant #10 [editor’s note: #173 in this list] in good humor.

176. Your best friends are all Alias fans

177. You tell everyone to watch Alias, but you get angry when another MV fan is born... more competition

178. You've listed so many reasons that you're running out...

179. You say "I feel homesick". What this really means is you haven't visited SD-6.com in a while

180. When you are given a poetry assignment for class, the teacher aks you who MV, Sid, Michael, and Will are.

181. You are suddenly suspicious of anyone you know named Anna (although not Anne)

182. You start referring to people who even look at MV as competition.

183. You have a difficult time talking to your non-Alias watcher friends, because you have nothing to talk about.

184. You see the real CIA director on the news and think, "That's not Devlin, he's an imposter." You seriously consider having an Alias party for the season finale and invite all of your friends (especially the ones who don't watch Alias but hear you talk about it almost every day) where there will be an all day marathon of the entire season leading up to the finale so that way the people invited will have at least a small idea as to what you've been obsessing over for the last few months. (I would do it, but my mom wouldn't let me live to see Season 2)

185. You already know who you're going to dress up like for Halloween - Sydney on a mission with the "bozo hair" and all

186. You got your family hooked with the show, though it is not broadcasted in your country... did that!!! I'm so proud.

187. You start a religion based on one of the main characters of the show...Vartanism

188. You begin designs for a banner that will read "Vartan for President"

189. You design photos / sigs / t-shits designs based on characters in ALIAS (you know who you are - this is a good thing)

190. You wish you initials were MV, SB, JG or SD

191. You wish that you had listened more in Latin class

192. Your sitting around and realise if u take this letter out of this characters name and this one out of this name and so on it will spell your name! Just to feel "connected" to the show (no, I've never done this!)

193. you start doing projects based on the character or show or anything related to the show...for example, i will be doing a french bio on MV

194. You seriously consider naming your future children Sydney or Michael.

195. You wish your name started with an S or M (M for 3 different people - Michael, Michael, and Marshall!

196. You say hi to a picture of Alias characters on the wall each time you get home (not me)

197. You wish you could marry a character in the show (for me, Syd, for most of you, Michael, of course!)

198. You would spend one year of 15 more min. of homework / night to get one hour with the cast of Alias

199. You just went two over the number of items on the Top 10s you are supposed to have in each post

200. You know that you're obsessed, so obsessed that you're not only scaring everyone else... yourself too... It is BAD when that happens...

201. When your friend yells at someone cause they said the name Michael. Now she's gonna have to listen to you talk about Alias, AGAIN!

202. When someone mentions the name Micheal you yell "Bring on the drool buckets" and everyone looks at you funny. you say "inside joke" and your friends say "with who" and you say " MY FRIENDS WHO ACTUALLY UNDERSTAND ME!"

203. You begin to hate anyone who watches something other than Alias at 9:00 on sundays

204. You begin to hate your parents because they say" we'll see if you can watch alias on sunday- the olympics is on! Your excuse: God, the Olympics is on every 4 years, but Alias is only on every Sunday!

205. You begin saving up for your own tv so that you can watch Alias without your parents saying " Why are you drooling?

206. Your friend tells you she has met a guy named Mike, and for a split second you are completly jealous until you realize MV probably doesn't live in Montana. Then you respond by "Nice name," even though your friend doesn't quite get why it's such a good name.

207. When your friends hate weekends because they'll have to listen to you talk ALL WEEKEND about the new Alias episode that will be on.

208. When you look forward to Valentines Day because soemthing might possibly happen between Sydney and Vaughn (I do believe we're all guilty of that one.)

209. You start hating/investigating all the females you know with the last name "Vaughn"

210. you always come here b/c your friends don't understand

211. you get skittish when you haven;t watched a new episode in like, forever

212. when you deny that you're obsessed

213. when you actually wish that MV would be president

214. you sit on the comp for hours just surfing alias sites

215. When you get in a fight with someone and start screaming "MY FRIENDS AT SD-6 WOULD UNDERSTAND!"

216. When all of a sudden it's not worth even talking to someone unless they know your true passion for Alias.

217. This website has become your home. Without it, you realise, your sanity would be lost!

218. hen all of a sudden what you write on here has become your personal life! (seriously, I yelled at my sister for reading over my shoulder while I typed because this was personal)

219. When what you say only makes sense to the people on SD-6.com (my head hurts, sweater vest, drains, etc.)

220. You know your obsessed when you've run out of things to put on this forum!

221. You seriously think of dying your hair a bright BRIGHT red( then look at sids pictures of her then and think mabye not)

222. When you're friends try to set you up with some guy, the first thing you do is compare him to MV...

223. When you watch Figure skating competitions at the Olympics (Which is a combintation of 2 of your biggest addictions ever) and you check this board while watching!! (But when you watch Alias on tapes you press the stop button everytime you have to move a inch back or turn your head for 0.0004 second.)

224. When ur parents says "We had enough of this country, Let's move to the US where all our family lives" and you think: "yeah! that's a great idea! I'll be able to watch Alias at the same time as my SD-6.com friends!" (NOW that is scary. But I'm not that insane most of the time. only when it comes to Alias. Really.)

225. When you stay up really late at night so you could be on the MB when people are actually writing something on this boards. it's really exhausting waking up in the morning and catching up on the night - this time difference between US and Israel really doens't work for me.

226. -When you actually have nothing to write but you still type something so you could feel a true part of this big sd-6.com family.

227. OK, I'm off now to watch some Alias. I only got to ep 10 in my tapes. had to stop for the Figure skating competitions.

228. You know your obsessed when you don't find anything you want to watch on T.V. Nothing else could possibly compare to Alias.

229. When you promise yourself that when you get back from the basketball match you will work and won't touch the MB til tomorrow morning, but all you did in the last couple of hours, since you got back from the game was posting here.

230. -When you realize that the reason you have a crush on a basketballer from the team you cover is not because he's hot, sweet, rich, and one of your country's biggest basketball stars, it's because he's hot, sweet, rich, star and reminds you of a younger MV.

231. When one of the main reasons you are considering a job is because you will be in the same state as MV, or any other Alias cast member.

232. When you want to follow the person who moved to another state because her reason seems pretty damn good!

233. in addition to hosting sunday night alias parties in your dorm, everyone knows you as "sydney, the alias girl" and asks you to explain what's going on.

234. and when you get a thrill out of educating people (like in the above) about the complex world of alias.

235. when a guy you just hooked up with comes up to you and congratulates you on your golden globe victory. and when you don't run away, blushing.

236. when your roommate threatens to move out because you won't delete the alias eps from forever ago on your tivo.

237. when you consider getting back together with your extremely emotionally unavailable ex just because he looks like MV. (i'm more than thinking about it!

238. When you realize your name appears way too much times at this page of the thread.

239. When it takes you some time to remember that you don't REALLY look like Jenny.

240. When you have to go on a trip for a week, and you don't want to leave your MB family, and you're pretty sure you'll go into withdrawl from the MB.

241. When you start having conversations with people through this thread and PM at the same time.

242. Shi, I have wonderful mental health. I just happen to be both Sydney and Vaughn and I'm dancing all the time. Actually, I am kinda of tired.

243. you are worrying that you will miss Alias because it starts in 1.5 min!

244. you are about to faint because of the above

245. you have to go because of the above

246. When speaking is forbidden by anyone in your house when Alias is on.

247. When the only man in your life is MV, and you prefer it that way.

248. when you go to sleep at 4am because you were here all night while you were also working, just to make a good use out of your time.

249. -when you get up in 7am (after going to bed in 4am) because you have more work to do, and you still have to go to the MB to catch up with everything from the last episode - cause you can't see it yourself.

250. When you need Alias so much, especially after reading about the last ep, that you just watch some of your fav alias parts (MV ) while getting ready to go to work.

251. When at work you go here every single free second to finish catching up on the last episode.

252. When you sit and post messages, though the TV show you're working at and that is broadcasted live is starting in 10 min.

253. When you realize you can answer "I do that" to all the things said in this forum!

254. when your friends stop talking to you because the KNOW that all you'll say is "Alias this, Alias that..."

255. when you start spending 2/3 hours on SD-6...

256. ...every day

257. for the rest of your life ( or until Alias finishes, which will hopefully be after i die or i will die when it happens)

258. when Alias can make you more hyper than sugar

259. After a harrowing Friday and Saturday, you finally get to sleep on Saturday night and can't wait for Alias the next day. You have a dream that you started watching Alias (the Box II) but your little siblings turn the channel and you forget to turn it back! You realize Alias ended 30 minutes ago! You start crying, not just tears but wailing and sobbing and you wake up in a panic breathing deep, keening, and just about hyperventilating. Then you realize you're sleeping over at your cousins and they're asleep, but you're embarrassed anyway.

260. when the guy you've been after since you saw him asks you out for sunday- and you say no. not because it conflicts directly with alias at all, but because being with you guys on the board, talking up the ep is much better than a makeout session with the hot guy. (did i just say that?- this show is really doing things to me)

261. when you start having dreams about Alias!

262. When you post in your other addictions' MBs and chats Alias stuff.

263. -When you have the worst day of your life, and the people from this MB are the ones to cheer you up.

264. you find yourself counting the common letters in your name and Micheal Vaughn's name to see how high you can score in the L.O.V.E test that you used to play in grade two.

265. no matter what the conversation the topic transfers to a recap of the last episode of Alias

266. When you play any love type game and use MV instead of someone you actualy have a chance with

267. When you feel that you really do have a chance with MV!!!

268. ummm...guys...it's possible though...right? We are going to meet MV?? When you ask questions like that above and mean it

269. When you start to study for a french test and ur train of thought goes something like this "ce, ces, ce matin, M, Michael can speak french, Vartan, Vaughn, I gotta go on SD-6.com, I didn't study for the test, I'm gonna fail, I should get a toutor, MV could toutor me, I should go to SD-6.com"

270. When u watch ur alias tapes - and write down all the not-english parts, cause u can understand the hebrew (Dixon speaks hebrew in Ep1) and arabic very good, and some of the other languages too, and you don't want to miss any word they say.

271. When u ask ur dad to translate the German, Greek and Russian parts for you, cause urs isn't that strong.

272. you start comparing the initals of your classmates to Alias stars

273. You become jelaous of people who have certian initials (MV, SD, JG, SB, etc.) [One of my friends is JG! I am so mad!]

274. You start asking your parents why they named you what they did

275. you start doin Syd's love test comparing classmates and certian Alias characters/stars

276. you constantly have your email on so you can be immediately notified of any new posts at sd-6.com

277. you program you're VCR at least one hour ahead of alias time and two hours after alias time...just in case you haven't heard and they are showing it earlier...or later...or it's a two hour episode (I know hasn't happened...but I get paranoid)

278. you join all of the mv, or vaughn/syd threads...and love to keep posting...even though in reality...they all are talking about the same thing...

279. you can totally identify with what the character's are going through and you truly feel their pain, love, etc.

280. you whine because there are no Alias dvd's out yet...even though it hasn't been out for even one season...but if you only had them, then you could get to the exact parts you want to see immediately and watch and rewatch

281. you spend you're spare time coming up with scenarios in your head that you feel would make the perfect Alias storyline (like you know better than the writers)

282. you look for anything/everything in the news that is Alias related

283. you start forming threads related to Alias that are extremely like other threads...but you know they'll catch on...because we're all obsessed

284. you feel like you knowexactly what is going on in the real CIA and all covert operations like sd-6...because you've seen the show...and that must be how it is

285. you constantly dream of MV, with Syd, without Syd, with you , in other roles, in future roles...starring you as the leading lady, etc.etc.etc...you picture him n.a.k.e.d....

286. When you read for a 1000 times other people's comments about "everything in your life some how connects to Alias" and begin to realize it happens to you too.

287. -When you don't really watch the TV, it's just there, but you still play ur alias tapes, for the atmosphere.

288. in your spare time you are writing fan fic instead ou ur big english assignment due soon...

289. you know you're devoted when you're worry that you're not going to be able to post about the show while you're out of state on vacation

290. you know you're devoted when you take the time to keep talking about how devoted you are...although you've already stated it 10,000,000,000 times

291. when going on SD-6.com is more important than school...

292. when ANYTHING Alias related is more important than school...( except mabye will)

293. When in school in the morning u look at pictures of MV at Vartan ect on the library computers

294. When you are doing a french family tree project, it just so happens that all of your relatives looks like an Alias character - esp. your spouse

295. When you just compiled 200+ reasons why you are an Alias fan and are working to compile many more

296. You have a day off. What do you do? Visit SD-6.com, of course!

297.You have a big Geography text next period (it’s currently lunch). What do you do? Visit SD-6.com, of course!

You got away with #294 because your French teacher is a big Alias fan too.
You have printed out this list
You just read 299 ways you know you’re an Alias fan, and this is you 300^th.
When you just compiled 300+ reasons why you know you are an Alias fan.
Although you have compiled a list of over 300 ways to know you are an alias fan, you are still WAY over 300 posts at SD-6.com forums (me).
You check into your hotel room and check to see if the Bible has anything left for you by MV
You are in an elevator and look up, just in case you need to escape quickly.
when you start thinking about the show (not to mention MV) so much that it starts to distract you from schoolwork
You are looking for MV everytime you leave your house even though you know that there's no way he would come to your small town...
You want to move out of your small town because living there knocks down your chances of meeting MV from 12% to 2%!
Your big Friday night out is actually spent at home in front of the computer chatting with your sd-6 friends
You are about to spend $70/year for better hosting and another domain for you Alias site (not counting other sites you already have)
When you are going through withdrawl from the MB so you find the closest library and check in with everybody. Then when you have to leave you want to cry.
When the French judge is under suspicion in the Olympics, you start defending the French for MV's sake.
When your friends and family are concerned about your Alias "addiction"
When you start wondering if the dress you bought for an upcoming wedding your going to be in would allow the room to move and do some serious butt kicking should Anna or any of the k-directorate gang show up
You go through withdrawel when not watching Alias or on the MB
When you get upset over a movie cause one of the characters from Alias died in it. (um, ya, Mists of Avalon)

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Compiled by Charlie S (sd-6.com forum member Charlie)

NOTE: If you would like to use this list ANYWHERE else, please sight both SD-6.com, the members of SD-6.com and Charlie S as sources. Thanks!