The few good pass-a-rounds I've ever gotten in my e-mail...

Names/E-mail of who these are from not showen for privacy, etc., plus some have/had so many forewards, I don't know where they came from...

1) Subject: MY SPELL CHECKER

I halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea
Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait aweigh.
As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong
Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew

Sauce un-n-own

2)Are you a professional????

The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and tells whether you
are qualified to be a "professional". Scroll down for each answer.

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and
close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things
in an overly complicated way.

2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

Wrong Answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant and close the
refrigerator.

Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the
elephant and close the door.

This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your
actions.

3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals
attend except one. Which animal does not attend?

Correct Answer: The Elephant. The Elephant is in the refrigerator.

This tests your memory.

OK, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you
still have one more chance to show your abilities.

4. There is a river you must cross. But it is inhabited by crocodiles.
How do you manage it?

Correct Answer: You swim across. All the crocodiles are attending the
Animal Meeting.

This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

According to Andersen Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the
professionals they tested got all questions wrong. But many
preschoolers got several correct answers.

Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that
most
professionals have the brains of a four-year-old.

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