Welcome to the Living Water Foundation's Section on How Not To Die
A Message From Our Founder:
This is Barry Auckland, CEO of The Living Water Foundation.
Reflection: February 10th, 2000.
On this Wednesday, I was pondering the date and came to the conclusion that these so-called "Days of the Week are no more than a pagan conspiracy.
Look at Thursday: Named after a False Pagan God. What kind of people are we, worshiping these false deities?? I hereby propose to rename these days in order o fully worship Our Lord
Monday will now by Marysday, Tuesday will be Day of Transubstantiation. Wednesday will be Worshipday. Thursday will become Thanksgivingsday. Friday is now Frienday, Saturday Singpraiseday and Sunday is The Sabbath
I believe that these measure will decrease the influence of Pagans on our Society and enable us to Move Towards Salvation. Live The Water!