Below is the Full Text of our Email to Religous Tolerance.org
The Living Water Foundation Thanks this Great Organization and Asks The Followers of The Living Water to Support Them
Below is the Full Text of our Email to Religous Tolerance.org
The Living Water Foundation Thanks this Great Organization and Asks The Followers of The Living Water to Support Them
Barry's Letter to Religous Tolerance
Date: Tue, 4 Apr 2000 16:39:56 +0100 (BST)
The Response --- "Bruce Robinson, OCRT" The History Behind The Correspondence Apocalypse Update: April 4: The Living Water Foundation today emailed the webmaster of 'Doomsday Destructive Religous Cults'. The LWF is Saddened that We are Not Included in its list of Destructive Cults. Please Email ThemToday and Get Our Cult Listed!! Apocalypse Update: April 7:
From: Barry Auckland
Subject: ERROR
To: ocrt_qu@cgo.wave.ca
My Dear Brother in Christ,
My name is Barry Auckland, and I head the Living
Water Foundation. I found an error in your file
"destruct.htm". The Error Found is the Simple Fact
that The Living Water Foundation is Not Listed in Your
List of Destructive Doomsday Cults.
I Have No Choice but to take this as a Personal
Assault on Our Movement. We are Far More Terrible than
"The House of Yahweh"
Please Visit our Page at: www.geocities.com/pulse411 and see For Yourself How Dangerous We Are. We would prefer to be Listed
under the Heading 'Potentially Dangerous' as we have Not Yet Done Any Harm.
Live The Water,
Barry Auckland
CEO; Living Water Foundation
> From: "Bruce Robinson, OCRT"
> To: "Barry Auckland"
> Subject: Re: ERROR
> Date: Wed, 5 Apr 2000 07:06:35 -0400
> >
> > My Dear Brother in Christ,
>
Sorry. I'm an Agnostic. And the three others at this office
are an Atheist, Christian and Wiccan.
Also sorry to inform you that you do not qualify as a
destructive doomsday cult. We do not issue that award without
some real evidence of evil on your part. To qualify, you have
to kill some people. Sarin gas, poison tea, poison kool-aid,
poisioning from high velocity hunks of lead, strangulation,
or arson with an accellerant are the preferred methods.
My assessment is that the chance of a mass murder perpetrated
by your group is extremely small. So we don't plan to
list you as a potential destructive cult either.
We will continue to scan the media daily to see if your group
emerges as the next new religous movement responsible for
deaths. If you plan a mass murder, will you please give us
24 hours advance warning so that we can create a page about
you on our religioustolerance.org website? Come to think of
it, if you could give us 14 days warning then we could not
only publicize your cult, but create a page about you and
list it with some search engines. Then, when the news hits
the media, we would be positioned to get an extra 20,000 hits
a day. Let's see. With two advertising banners, 10 cents
revenue per click, and a 0.5% click through ratio, that would
be $20.00 revenue a day. Not bad!
Sorry to dissapoint you in this way, but we
have our standards.
Regards
Bruce Robinson
ReligiousTolerance.org
The Living Water Foundation wishes to Thank the webmasters of ReligousTolerance.org for their Support of The Foundation. They Have Pledged To List our Site in The Event we are to Participate in Murder or Mass Suicide. Click Here to View their Pledge of Support Live The Water!