How wax drippin', honey what do you say
I got a brand new record that i gotta play
She says a 'Not now boy' but I did anyway
'Cause I'm ready, so ready
Your lips smackin', patty whackin' walkin' the street
I got a rag top Chevy, now I'm back on my feet
I get and E.M.H.O* woody when I sitin the seat
'Cause I'm ready, so ready, yeah
I got a girlfriend with the hoochie coochie eyes
'Cause in the pink she looks so fine
She's got the cracker jack now
All I want's the prize, honey
I know these hookers down on 42nd street but a
Ill-gotten booty's not my style
I'll take a raincheck till i get back on my feet, honey
'Cause I'm all right
Oh, your daddy says I'm all right
Oh, your mama says I'm all right
Oh, my old lady says I'm all right
Whip crackin' floozie way out of control
She got a new kind of jelly in her jelly roll
I got the right key, baby, but the wrong key hole
And I'm ready, so ready
I'm a red hot pistol and I'm ready to fight
I'm a '38 special on a Saturday night
I'm gonna kiss your boo-boo, honey make it all right
'Cause I'm ready, so ready
I got a crusier with a bimbo on the dash
It kinda keeps my ass in line
One little French kiss, honey, thet's my kinda trash, yeah
My brand new baby's lookin' F.I.N.E.* - fine
The sun is shining every day
Ain't got no rubbers, now it's rainin' all the time, honey
'Cause I'm all right
My little sister says I'm all right
Oh, my brother thinks I'm all right
And my old lady knows I'm all right
I feel like I'm hung up on the line
I'd die for you but we were partners in the crime
Everything about you is so F.I.N.E. - fine
Let's put our clothes back on
And by the way girl, what's your name again
Come on, come on, come on, come on
Oh yeah, yeah
'Cause I'm all right
Oh, your daddy says I'm all right
Oh, and Tipper thinks I'm all right
Oh, Joe Perry says I'm all right
I pitch my tent in the pouring rain
I got a back-seat lover that's a-callin' my name
She's gonna blow my cover, she's as hot as a flame
But I'm ready
I shove my tounge right between your cheeks
I haven't made love now, for 24 weeks
I hear that you're so tight now your lovin' squeaks
And I'm ready, so ready
The fortune teller looked into my eyeballs
The wrinkles on her face about to crack
She said ' You best believe it,
You ain't goin' nowhere, unless you get that
Monkey Off your back'
I made believe the devil made me do it
I was the evil leader of the pack
You best believe I had it all and then I blew it
Feedin' that fuckin' Monkey On My Back
If you put it a spoon man I would boot it
Some king whose mental house was just a shack
Where do you draw the line when all your friends are dyin'
You got to get that monkey off your back
Uh, uh, uh....
Your crystal ball is where you chase the dragon
She said, 'now' I bring me home his head inside a sack
But now you find your crystal balls are dragin'
Got to get that monkey off your back
Dum, dum, dum, honey what have you done
Dum, dum, dum, it's the sound of my gun
Dum, dum, dum, honey what have you done
Dum, dum, dum, it's the sound, it's the sound...
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah....
Janie's Got A Gun
Janie's Got A Gun
Her whole world's come undone
From lookin' straight at the sun
What did her daddy do
What did he put you through
They say when Janie was arrested
They found him underneath a train
But man, he had it comin'
Now that Janie's Got A Gun
She ain't never gonna be the same
Janie's Got A Gun
Janie's Got A Gun
Her dog day's just begun
Now everybody is on the run
Tell me now it's untrue
What did her daddy do
He jacked the little bitty baby
The man has got to be insane
They say the spell that he was under
The lightnin' and the thunder
Knew that someone had to stop the rain
Run away, run away from the pain
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Run away, run away from the pain
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Run away, run away, run, run away
Janie's Got A Gun
Janie's Got A Gun
Her dog day's just begun
Now everybody is on the run
What did her daddy do
It's Janie's last I.O.U.
She had to take him down easy
And put a bullet in his brain
She said 'cause nobody believes me
The man was such a sleaze
He ain't never gonna be the same
Run away, run away from the pain
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Run away, run away, run, run away
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Run away, run away, run, run away
Janie's Got A Gun
Janie's Got A Gun
Janie's Got A Gun
Everybody is on the run
Janie's Got A Gun
Her dog day's just begun
Now everybody's on the run (Honey, honey what's your problem)
'Cause Janie's Got A Gun (Tell me it ain't right)
Janie's Got A Gun (Was it daddys cradle robbin')
Her dog day's just begun (That made you scream at night)
Janie's Got A Gun
Her dog day's just begun
Now everybody's on the run
Janie's Got A Gun
Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm
Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm mmm
Come on
(Chorus)
Lovin' you has got to be
(Take Me To The Other Side)
Like the devil in the deep blue sea
(Take Me To The Other Side)
Forget about your foolish pride
(Take Me To The Other Side)
Oh take me to the other side
(Take Me To The Other Side)
My mama told me there'd be days like this
And man she wasn't foolin'
'Cause I just can't believe the way you kiss
You opened up your moth with bated breath
You said you'd never leave me
You love me, you hate me, I tried to take the loss
You're cryin' me a river but I got to get across
(Chorus)
I'm lookin' for another kind of love
Oh Lordy, how I need it
The kind that likes to leap without a shove
Oh honey, best believe it
To save a lot of time and foolish pride
I'll say what's on my mind, girl
You love me, you hate me, You cut me down to size
You blinded me with love and, yeah, it opened up my eyes
Lovin' you has got to be
(Take Me To The Other Side)
Like the devil and the deep blue sea
(Take Me To The Other Side)
My conscience got to be my guide
(Take Me To The Other Side)
Oh honey, take me, take me, take, take, take, take
Take me to The Other Side
I'm lookin' for another kind of love
Oh, Lordy, how I need it
The kind that likes to leap without a shove
Honey, you best believe it
Now I ain't one for saying long goodbyes
I hope all is forgiven
You loved me, you hate me, I used to be your lover
You know you had it coming, girl
So take me to The Other Side
Take me to The Other Side, take me to The Other Side
Lovin' you has got to be
(Take Me To The Other Side)
Like the devil and the deep blue sea
(Take Me To The Other Side)
My conscience got to be my guide
(Take Me To The Other Side)
Oh honey, take me to the other side
My Girl, she breathes hellfire
And My Girl, she feeds my desire
My Girl Sadie, she's the wind in my sails
A puss'n boots lady with a cat o' nine tails
Comin' after you honey, feet don't fail me now
My Girl, she's bare back rider
And My Girl, she's Lady Godiva
She's a full time love no mon ami
Sweeter than honey from a honeybee
And it all rubs off on little old me, oh
Slippin' in and out of love
Slippin' in and out of love
Slippin' in and out of love
Slippin' in and out of love
My Girl, she smokes barbed wire
And My Girl, can't get no higher
I made it with the lady and a one track mind
Diamonds in the rought, they're so hard find
Day after day, the same old grind
And grind and grind and grind....
My Girl, My Girl, My Girl, My Girl....
My Girl, she's bare back rider
And My Girl, she's Lady Godiva
She's a full time love no mon ami
Sweeter than honey from a honeybee
And it all rubs off on little old me, oh
Slippin' in and out of love
Slippin' in and out of love
Slippin' in and out of love
Slippin' in and out of love
I'll tell ya little secret
Make you wanna jump and shout
When you talk to me in circles
Take your foot out of your mouth
It's hard enoguh to make it
When you're livin' on the street
And you want to tell somebody
But you got to be discreet
Then you catch your girlfriend
With her skirt hiked up to here
Honey, Don't Get Mad, Get Even
(Corus)
Don't Get Mad Get Even
Don't Get Mad Get Even, yeah
Don't Get Mad Get Even
Say the times they be a-changing
Though the blind lead the blind
And you know your head is empty
Though there's something on your mind
Shackin' up with Lucy and when the morning comes
You're with Sally in the Ally
And the junkies and the bums
You wonder why your girlfriend
Has her skirt hiked up to here
Honey, Don't Get Mad, Get Even
(Chorus)
(Spoken: ....till I can see the white o'
Your eyes, baby...just wait till I...
I'm gonna fuck up, mm hmm, I'm gonna kick ass
You just wai to see what I've got in store...)
Roll the dice get lucky
'Cause they roll ya for a dime
You got nothing else to lose
If ya only loose your mind
When pleasure that is shallow
Causes trouble to be deep
You've been dusted with the devil
While he sweeps you off your feet
Huh,
Tell you little secret
Make you want to jump and shout
When you talk to me in circles
Take your foot out of your mouth
It's hard enough to make it
When you're livin' on the street
And you hate to be a wise guy
When your feet are inconcrete
Sleeping with the dogs
And you wake up with the fleas
Honey, Don't Get Mad, Get Even
Read it in the papers, it ain't fair
You know who today don't seem to care
Livin' lovin' gettin' loose
Masturbatin' with a noose
Now someone's kickin' out the chair
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Some kind of Voodoo
Come across this land
Some kind of Voodoo
We need a medicine man
Everybody's lookin' at the sky
Can't believe the cover ups and lies
They been tellin' us since birth
Pissin' off old Mother Earth
My gones are by-gones prophesized
Come on
Some kind of Voodoo
Come across this land
Some kind of Voodoo
We need a medicine man
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Wonder should I go or should I stay
What we got ain't working any way
I did my best, God knows I've tried
I feel like I've been crucified
Why did you, why did you,
Why did you take it all away
There goes my old girlfriend
There's another diamond ring
And a all those late night promises
I guess they don't mean a thing
So baby, what's the story
Did you find another man
Is it easy to sleep in the bed that we made
When you don't look back I guess
The feelings start to fade away
I used to feel your fire
But now it's cold inside
And you're back on the street
Like you didn't miss a beat, yeah
(Chorus)
Tell me What It Takes to let you go
Tell me how the pain's supposed to go
Tell me how it is that you can sleep
In the night, withouth thinkin' you lost
Everything that was good in your life
To the toss of a dice
Tell me What It Takes to let you go
Yeah,
Girl, before I met you, I was F.I.N.E - fine
But your love made me a prisoner
yeah, my heart's been doing time
You spent me up like money
Then you hung me out to dry
It was easy to keep all your lies in disguise
'Cause you had me in deep
With the devil in your eyes
(Chorus)
Guitar!
Tell me that you're happy that you're on your own
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Tell me that it's better when you're all alone
Tell me that your body doesn't miss my touch
Tell me that my lovin' didn't mean that much
Tell me you ain't dying
When you're cryin' for me
(Repeat Chorus)
Tell me who's to blame for thinkin' twice
'Cause i don't wanna burn in Paradise
Oh, let it go, let it go...
