The YDG, a legend among certain MAFACers, has surfaced in celluloid, been digitized, and forever captured in cyberspace by a group of renegade MAFACans secreted in bunkers in an underground barracks forty feet below the hamburger stand at Shu Linkou. These renegades are holding the YDG's daughter hostage, forcing her to cook hamburgers on a stolen grill, 24 hours a day, to service the day, swing, and midnight shifts, of Chinese linguists. If you know how to contact the YDG, or her daughter, it is urgent that you send an e-mail message to Michael H. Lester, immediately. mhlester@idt.net, or call me at (310) 446-0088. |