Berndog's Guestbook 1


Guest: John Song
John thinks Berndog is a stud, a nice guy, a great praise leader, a chonom, and a good-looking guy, especially in sunglasses
John thinks Berndog takes showers just the right number of times per week
Comments:
Hey Bernard,
Lets clear up something. You are too nice even for me.
Compared to you I am just "mean" You my friend are the
epitome of nice. If you looked up niceness in the book,
you would find a picure of your face, much similar to the
picture at the top of your homepage. Just too nice.
So how is everything at Med school? Hope everything
is going well. c-ya later

Berndog replies: Ok! ok! You're right, I AM just too nice!!!

Date: September 30, 1996
Guest: Josh Lee
Josh thinks Berndog is a stud, a great praise leader, a chonom, and a good-looking guy, especially in sunglasses
Josh thinks Berndog takes showers far too many times a week
Comments:
hello there bernard....

how come you never email me you punk?
anyways, I hope you are having a ball at tufts and
i will probably be coming up to boston sometime so buy me dinner ok?

Josh "the Freshman Sensation"

Berndog replies: Ok! ok! I'll email you soon, and I'll buy you dinner when you get up here.

Date: September 25, 1996
Guest: EUN JUNG CARRIE CHOI
Carrie thinks Berndog is a nice guy
Carrie thinks Berndog takes showers just the right number of times per week
Comments:
can i call you bernie?
bernie, you are cool!! =)
hope your day starts and ends on a beautiful
note!!!

cool carrie (alice hong's little sis)
p.s. good luck with the girl you plan to marry. =)

Berndog replies: Hey thanks, yeah, I'll need the luck, and yes, you can call be bernie. About my day, I have an exam tomorrow so I have to study but I think it can still be a beautiful day though, but I'll have to get back to you on that one.

Date: September 23, 1996
Guest: kyung
kyung thinks Berndog is a big dork, and a good-looking guy, especially in sunglasses
kyung thinks Berndog takes showers less than enough times per week
Comments: hi bernard.

Berndog replies: hi kyung.

Date: September 23, 1996
Guest: Walt, Rodeo Drive 1534, Doc!
Walt thinks Berndog is a nice guy
Walt thinks Berndog takes showers far too many times a week
Comments: That little guy in red is hyper Doc!

Berndog replies: Walt, yes, that 7-up guy really is, perhaps I'll have to prescribe some ridilin for him. ;)

Date: September 19, 1996
Guest: Julie Choi
Julio thinks Berndog is a stud, a big dork, a nice guy, a great praise leader, a chonom, and a good looking guy, especially in sunglasses
Julio thinks Berndog takes showers not even enough times to wash off sentient biohazards on him
Comments:
bernard is a way cool guy! too bad he's in boston and not still in maryland! we miss you berndog! well, maybe not all of us. hope you're having a good time up there! but i am impressed by your hompage! write me soon!

Berndog replies: Thanks Julio, those were really nice things you said. Boston is ok, but I'm getting worked, I NEED TO STUDY, oh well, hopefully I'll get caught up soon. Talk to you soon.

Date: September 19, 1996
Guest: Jane Hong
Jane thinks Berndog is a stud, a big dork, a nice guy, a great praise leader, and a good-looking guy, especially in sunglasses
Jane thinks Berndog takes showers much less than enough times per week
Comments:
Bernard, I don't understand just how many friends you could have to that you have had almost 500 visitors to your homepage!

I guess if I don't get to see you
at least I can visit your homepage...

Hey when I put up a homepage
can I be your friend on the WWW too?
Please, oh please =)

Bernard, seriously, as I look on this site, it's so you...

I don't know quite what that means, but I miss you, brother...

Berndog replies: Hey Jane, of course you can be one of my friends on the web. You can also be one of my real friends too kuz I put you on the list. Hope Chicago isn't too cold, kuz it would be for me. I've heard your brother is considering seminary, tell me more please :)

Date: September 17, 1996
Guest: Sehyung Kim
Sehyung thinks Berndog is a big dork, a nice guy, and a chonom
Sehyung thinks Berndog takes showers much less than enough times per week
Comments:
Hey there... we(tony and i) like your homepage.. can you make one for our apartment?... and tell us how to maintain it...

Thanks...

Sehyung Kim

Berndog replies: I would love to help you, but alas, I am a med student and don't have much time. I'm sorry but there are many many places on the web where you can get info on home pages and stuff. Also look at my source, kuz that normally helps a lot too. Sorry I can't do more :(

Date: September 9, 1996
Guest: Josh Lee
Josh thinks Berndog takes showers far too many times a week

Berndog replies: I'm glad you changed your answer, but sadly, even I'm not sure if that is true :(

Date: August 26, 1996
Guest: Josh Lee
Josh thinks Berndog is a stud, a big dork, a nice guy, a great praise leader, a chonom, and a good-looking guy, especially in sunglasses.
Josh thinks Berndog takes showers less than enough times per week
Comments: Bernard, you just toooooooooo nice man.

Berndog replies: Yup, what can I say, I am just toooooo nice. But not as nice as John Song, kuz he is just FAR FAR toooooooo NICE!!! Hope you are loving VTECH. I can't believe Doo is ENGAGED!!!!!!

Date: August 26, 1996
Guest: Jae Kim
Jbirdy thinks Berndog is a stud
Jbirdy thinks Berndog takes showers not even enough times to wash off sentient biohazards on him
Comments: Bernie, We don't see you in IRC much anymore... Well.. that's good for you and too bad for us I guess.

Glad to see that you've gotten accepted to a Med school and I'm sure you'll be great in medschool.

Talk to you later... I hope to visit the East again soon and hope to bump into ya when I get there.

Jae Kim aka Jbird/SuperQ

p.s. My homepage address changed slightly... so here it is... #Korean Konnection
wanna email me
jbird@softcom.net

Berndog replies: Yeah, I miss you guys, maybe you'll see me again this year. Who knows, but tis true, I've been pretty busy so far, but I think I'm getting the knack of it.

Date: August 22, 1996
Guest: Poo
Poo thinks Berndog is a good-looking guy, espcecially in sunglasses
Poo thinks Berndog takes showers not even enough times to wash off sentient biohazards on him
Comments:
Hey there,
I am glad to see that I am one of your friends on te web.
You wanna hear something ironic?
Well, around a month or so ago we went to the park.
Someone brought some peaches and left them in my bag.
After coming home from the park, I left the bag by the door, not
needing anything from it.
This past weekend I went to NY, and I wanted to use the bag
I brought to the park. I opened the bag and saw a big mush
of peaches. And along with it were FRUITFLIES!!!!!
So as I mentioned before....
I myself grow fruitflies!!!!
On the bottom of my bag I even saw larvae crawling around!
Pretty gross.
See ya around!

Berndog replies: That's sick but probably not as bad as the milk in that trash can we threw away two years ago.

Date: August 6, 1996
Guest: Christin Choi(kim\)
Christin thinks Berndog takes showers far too many times a week

Berndog replies: Hey Christin, you didn't write anything :~(

Date: July 28, 1996
Guest: John Song
John thinks Berndog is a stud, a nice guy, a great praise leader, and a good-looking guy, especially in sunglasses
John thinks Berndog takes showers more than enough times per week
Comments:
What can I say, you are just too nice. This
homepage is is just far too nice. Your picture,
once again is far too nice. Why didn't you include
a picture of your massive body? Why are you
holding back? Oh, I understand, the picture
wouldn't fit, right? I think what would put this
over the top would be a picture of 650. You are
just too nice.

Berndog replies: What are you talking about? Only YOU are just too NICE. Don't go too crazy at Hopkins and don't be too NICE or it's all over, kuz then you'll be like Monkey. Oh my!!!

Date: July 25, 1996
Guest: Hee-Jin
Hee-Jin thinks Berndog is a stud
Hee-Jin thinks Berndog takes showers far too many times a week
Comments:
Hello Sungwon,

YAY! You got into med school! You're the stud.

I haven't checked your page in a while...
I'm sad to find that little has changed.
I must say that I'm disappointed, Bern.

But... your page is still cool, even though I don't have 2.02
and I can't get the full effect with the frames.

Anyway, it was nice to see you again. You haven't changed a bit.
I hope you didn't crash on your way home.

Berndog replies: Yeah, I had a lot of fun at Brown this last weekend. It was fun seeing everyone even though I got no sleep. As you can see I got back safely, but I had to take two 45 minute naps on the way and I got back at 5:00 AM. I slept at the NIH instead of going back home in one of the multi-level parking lots, but I'm ok now. Thanks for asking :)

Date: July 22, 1996
Guest: John Song
John thinks Berndog takes showers far too many times a week

Berndog replies: You didn't even write anything, but you are just too NICE! ;)

Date: July 19, 1996
Guest: eman ruoy em llet esaelP
eman thinks Berndog takes showers just the right number of times per week
Comments:
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Date: July 19, 1996
Guest: Peter Yoon
Peter thinks Berndog is a good-looking guy, especially in sunglasses
Peter thinks Berndog takes showers far too many times a week
Comments:
Hello there!
I am sure you are checking this now at work.
See you later today. Congrats on Tufts.
Peter Kim is in korea and not school.
Do I get a prize for being the person who signs
your guestbook the most?

Berndog replies: Well in terms of a prize, how about a jar containing all my hair that falls out when I take a shower. (That's a pretty big jar)

Date: July 19, 1996
Guest: Peter Kim (not the REAL one)
Peter thinks Berndog is a stud, a chonom, and a good-looking guy, especially in sunglasses
Peter thinks Berndog takes showers more than enough times per week
Comments:
Hey Berndog! Cool homepage! Heh heh heh. How are things? I hope that all is all well. Drop me a line when you have the time!
Peter_Kim@brown.edu Okay. Bye bye!

Berndog replies: Hey Pete, I guess you are at school but I'll be visiting this weekend (7/20/96) so perhaps I'll see you.

Date: July 17, 1996
Guest: Ed Huang
Ed thinks Berndog is a stud, and a nice guy
Ed thinks Berndog takes showers not even enough times to wash off sentient biohazards on him
Comments:
BERN! CONGRATULATIONS! PRAISE GOD! YEAH! Wow, it's awesome that you've been accepted. FINALLY! =). Hey, so does this mean that you'll be visiting us here in boring old Providence every once in a while? =). I miss you guy. I'm getting rocked in en163 this summer. I slacked off for the first two weeks, and now I've realized that I'm just an idiot and I have no idea what I'm doing in this class. . Anyway, I just wanted to congratulate you once a again. Take care, and write to me if you find yourself with a free minute. =). Take care Bern. -Ed

Berndog replies: Hey Ed, thanks, and yeah, I'll probably visit Providence a few times. I never took en163 but I'm sure it's pretty hard. Good luck my fellow Brown CS student.

Date: July 12, 1996
Guest: Jin KIm
Jin thinks Berndog is a stud, a big dork, a nice guy, a great praise leader, a chonom, and a good-looking guy, especially in sunglasses
Jin thinks Berndog takes showers not even enough times to wash off sentient biohazards on him
Comments: Nice homepage, I finally got intop it. Congratulations on Tufts MEd. School!

Berndog replies: Thanks Jin, yeah, I'm kind of relieved, and Boston doesn't sound so bad. Gosh, but 4 years is a long, long time. By the way, nice typing. ;)

Date: July 12, 1996
Guest: Jae Kim
Jae thinks Berndog is a nice guy
Jae thinks Berndog takes showers far too many times a week
Comments:
Thanks for signing ma guestbook....

Returning your favor! :)

Nice homepage you have like i said before!!!

Hope you get your calling from a Med school soon!

Keep smilin'!!!

Take care and talk to you later on IRC!!!

Jae Kim aka Jbird/SuperQ

Berndog replies: Thanks, jbirdy, yeah, I hope I hear from a medical school soon too.

Date: July 2, 1996
Guest: SeoTaiji
Seo thinks Berndog is a stud, a big dork, a nice guy, a great praise leader, and a good-looking guy, especially in sunglasses
Seo thinks Berndog takes showers far too many times a week
Comments:
CoOl GuEsTbOoK DoOd. YeAh, WhUt Up, DiS iZ Da OnE aNd OnLeE SeoTaiji\Jerry (frum irc i mean) I sEe YoU SiGnEd MaH GuEsTbOok sO aFtEr ReAdInG wHuT yOu SaId, I ThOuGhT I oWe YoU a ThAnKs. DuN wOrRiE aBoUt iF aNyOnE gIvEs YoU *ddong* oN iRc Or iN rEaL lIfE fOr DaT mAtTeR.YoU aRe A cOoLiO gUy AnD mY iNtElLeCtUaL sUpErIoR. (aRe YoU oLdEr ThAn Me tOo?) hehehe. WeLl, I jUsT wAnTeD tO sAy Hi....HI! aNd KeEp In tOuCh. HeY fOo, yOu BeTtA cOmE tO cHiCaGo SuMtImE, We'Ll gO hAnG oR sUmThInG. *sHrUg* aiIgHt? TaKe CaRe oF yOuRsElF aNd ReMeMbEr tO keEp tHe FaItH!

Berndog replies: Jerry, long time to see or hear. Thanks, I can always count on you to watch my back. If I end up anywhere near Chicago, we can hang, just not in the winter, ok. BRRRRRRRRR!!!

Date: June 28, 1996
Guest: Ashley-
Ashley- thinks Berndog is a stud, and a nice guy
Ashley- thinks Berndog takes showers just the right number of times per week
Comments:
Hey Berndog,

I have too much time on my hands.
I have nothing better to do than view your guestbook all day.
I hope you're having fun in D.C. with all of your new friends... you know... the fobbish ones who smoke...
I, however, quit smoking last week. I decided that I didn't look as cool as you so I stopped.

Anyway... I hope you're doing well, Bern...

Keep smiling... =)

Berndog replies: Thanks Ash, I'm glad that you quit smoking, I kind of wish more of my friends would. But tis true, not everyone can look as cool as me, the sad truth :~( I am doing well though and I will continue to smile as long as I know that Christ is with me. Thanks. =)

Date: June 26, 1996
Guest: Emma
Emma thinks Berndog is a good-looking guy, especially in sunglasses
Emma thinks Berndog takes showers not even enough times to wash off sentient biohazards on him
Comments: Hey Berndog
Haven't heard from you in a while.
Are you still talking to JCFreak and Seal?
Probably since you seem to have so much time on your hands.
Hope you're staying faithful to Monique.

Berndog replies: I haven't talked to JC or seal in a bit, but yes I'm still faithful to Monique.

Date: June 22, 1996
Guest: poo
poo thinks Berndog is a stud
poo thinks Berndog takes showers far too many times a week
Comments:
Your page is pretty fun.
I like your new Monique page.
Who else looks at your page
besides me, eddie, chester, ed, peter kim, and of
course...
Monique Johnson.
My theory is that she knows korean and that she learned
it from Tom Johnson, her husband.

Berndog replies: A few people in Maryland look at my page occasionally. Hmmmm, about T-oh-m J-oh-nson, wow, now that is really interesting.

Date: June 21, 1996
Guest: chester "calf master" lee
calf master thinks Berndog is a stud, a nice guy, and a chonom
calf master thinks Berndog takes showers much less than enough times per week
Comments:
Hey.
Just to let you know, i had bigger calves than you when you were at Brown and now if you ever came up i would show you that my calves are even bigger.
I love you, man!

When you get married, please do introduce me to your wife. I hope things are going well with you. Keep working hard, Bernard!
And by the way, i know who monique johnson is!

Berndog replies: JESTERRRRRS DEAD!!!!!!!! Thanks man, I lub you too, but my calves are even bigger now too ;) Hey, chess, if you or Eddie are monique, I'm going to be pretty mad :( j/k, but I hope it wasn't you guys.

Date: June 20, 1996
Guest: Ed
Edma thinks Berndog is a stud
Edma thinks Berndog takes showers not even enough times to wash off sentient biohazards on him
Comments: Bern! My random friend, how are the showers coming? You seem to have a lot of time on your hands...not getting worked hard enough? =) By the way, I'll go rebuke Monique for you...she is a good friend of mine ...we go way back...=). By the way...just call Poo the WebMaster of PPCC...he is html stud already. When are you going to come and visit us again anyway? Talk to you soon.

Berndog replies: Yeah, who is Monique anyway, I didn't think she was very nice, but I don't know her, so I can't really tell. Hmmmmm.

Date: June 20, 1996
Guest: Peter "Monkey-boy" Kim
Monkey-boy thinks Berndog is a chonom
Monkey-boy thinks Berndog takes showers far too many times a week
Comments: Nice, Nice....Dude, you're rocking my page right but that's only because I'm working hard while you're doing whatever. Seriously, I think you have way too much time on your hands. See ya....

Berndog replies: You know it!!

Date: June 20, 1996
Guest: poo
poo thinks Berndog is a big dork
poo thinks Berndog takes showers not even enough times to wash off sentient biohazards on him
Comments:
You have way too much time on your hands.
Since you have so much time, maybe you can help us with our home page
I did it all by myself.
I just started yesterday, but improvements will come slowly
I dont seem to have the time that you do.
How long are you working there and what are you doing after?

Berndog replies: I'll be working for another month or so. After that, I'm not sure. OK, ask me about HTML, but I'm no expert though.

Date: June 20, 1996
Guest: hi
hi thinks Berndog takes showers not even enough times to wash off sentient biohazards on him

Berndog replies: Hi hi, nice to meet you.

Date: June 20, 1996
Guest: My future wife
My future wife thinks Berndog is a stud, a nice guy, and a good-looking guy, especially in sunglasses
My future wife thinks Berndog takes showers just the right number of times per week
Comments:
Hello Bernard,
You are the perfect man for me.....

I love pale, balding men with huge calves.

I especially love hyper speaking people who tell the same corny jokes all day!

I myself grow fruit flies at home....

Berndog replies: Poo, I'm going to get you!!!

Date: June 20, 1996
Guest: my wife
my wife thinks Berndog is a stud, a nice guy, a great praise leader, and a good-looking guy, especially in sunglasses
my wife thinks Berndog takes showers just the right number of times per week
Comments:
dear bernard,

i would like to be your servant for the rest of our lives. just to sit at your feet and wash the sweat from your face would be enough to last a lifetime.

i would write a poem to you, but i am not as gifted as you. please forgive my shortcomings, beloved.

please wear your purple (janitor) shirt for me this week.

love,
your honeycup.

p.s. i adore your calves some people may think that leg hairs would be the perfect addition, but i think they're fine as they are: perfect, pale, powerful!

Berndog replies: Thanks honey, and I'll wear that shirt for you all week. Honey, another thing, I didn't write that poem as those are words to a song in Disney's Beauty and the Beast.

Date: June 20, 1996
Guest: Monique Johnson
Monique thinks Berndog is a big dork, a nice guy, and a chonom
Monique thinks Berndog takes showers not even enough times to wash off sentient biohazards on him
Comments: You arrogant fool. to think that women would enjoy your presence and have the desire to spend the rest of their life with you? Look, i don't know who you are but you need to do two things.

1. Get a life
2. become a homosexual

Berndog replies: Monique, before you say all of these nasty things about a person, try to get to know them first. It helps. About your advice, I can't do #2 but I'll try to get a life, ok.

Date June 20, 1996
Guest: denghis
denghis thinks Berndog is a nice guy, and a chonom
denghis thinks Berndog takes showers not even enough times to wash off sentient biohazards on him
Comments: So is this (constructing homepages) what you do when you're supposed to be working?

Berndog replies: Yes!! :)

Date: June 19, 1996
Guest: Bernard Kim
Bernard thinks Berndog is a stud, a nice guy, a great praise leader and, a good-looking guy, especially in sunglasses
Bernard thinks Berndog takes showers far too many times a week
Comments: I think Bernard is a cool guy. Doesn't everyone!!!!

Date: June 19, 1996
Total number of guests so far: 36
Last updated October 6, 1996
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