Berndog's Guestbook 4Guest: SOLi deo gloria SOLi thinks Bernard is a super freak, a Bernstein wannabe always judged by Pastor Brian, and a scammer always judged by Wellesley women SOLi's favorite possession that belongs to Bernard is his burghandy and navy blue shirt Comments: oh bernardo!! i miss that burgundy and navy vertical striped that you've worn since your frosh year in every picture that you pose in... well i finally saw your home page, comments?? why you so sentimental?? that "nice poem about friendship".. man, you got me teary-eyed.. well not quite but, i was just thinking that you're so soft dude...you're too soft for my jean - heehee - we should stop making fun of that, people might even take it seriously!! you might even take it seriously and break your heart!! not again..bernardo, cuz you're too soft dude.. just kidding =).. thanks for the dishes, the guitar string, and i'm not that harsh, no seriously, well kind of.. ok but i know my place... "Search me, O God, and know my heart test me and know my anxious thoughts. See if there is any offensive way in me, and lead me in the way everlasting." -Psalm 139:23-24 ohhh.. another good verse..just caught my eye.. "Set a guard over my mouth, O Lord keep watch over the door of my lips." Ps 141:3 don't cry yourself to sleep very night cuz i wrong you bernard.. lo siento mi hermano loco, tu vas a ser mas fuerte por mi!! bye from HMS, SOLi deo gloria Bernard replies: (sniff, sniff) ok, tratare de ser mas fuerte por ti, pero las lagrimas ya estan cayando. :~~( Date: May 8, 1997 Guest: tu hermana futura en ley mi hermana futura en ley piensa que Bernardo es un scamador que las mujeres de Wellesley le estan justando todo el tiempo La cosa favorita de mi hermana futura en ley que Bernardo tiene es sus pantalones de ROSS que tienen un bahngkoo en el local de las nalgas Comments: Hi Bernardo Rivera... You know that I envy those pants from ROSS. Did you really get rid of them? You shtink. Como estan tus novias del pasado? Estas "bitter" todavia? No puedo creer que tu no eres una persona dominante (no se si esto es una palabra). Gee, Berndog, I'm gonna miss that $650 Clunker of yours...you don't need that stinkin' new car!! It amuses me when you pretend to drive stick on your automatic :D oh well...you can't win them all (and I also mean women--YOOOO). Maybe next time, Tiger -me, el arpista Bernard replies: Hola, senorita arpista. Yo no estoy "bitter" de mis novias pasadas. No se cuando tendremos una conversacion seriosa pero pienso que sera pronto. Hasta eso tiempo, tenemos que hablar solamente chistes y de algos estupidos. Todos los hombres de Brown piensan que a ti te gusto yo porque siempre escribes algo largo en mi pagina de casa. Aqui esta el shrimp. Mmmm??? Date: May 4, 1997 Guest: Money Money thinks Bernard is a scammer always judged by Wellesley women Money's favorite possession that belongs to Bernard is his awesome $650 car Comments: hey bernie. what's up man. try emailing me sometimes dude. my email address is geewhiz@wam.umd.edu. I just wanted to know how you are doing. hahah. i'm actually here with maggie or should i say katelyn at bryn mawr. Well, I hope you are doing okay. I want to really thank you for putting up with me in maryland. I wish that i had the chance to say thanks and say i'm sorry about not being able to come to you when I needed you to say some prayers and just talk to you about my downfall. So email me sometimes. Come down to maryland and we'll catch up and finally hang out with each other at LCC. Okie? Hope you are doin well. Talk to you later...God Bless. -$ Bernard replies: Hi Money, it's nice to here from you. I hope you like it at LCC. You know, it is hard to believe that you went to KPCB before, but when I see some of the old pictures, I'm like, oh yeah, Money went to this church. I guess I got used to the idea of you being in MD. Maybe I'll see you soon so take care until then. Thanks for the thoughtful message though. It really is nice to hear from you. Date: May 3, 1997 Guest: Erwin Chuck Erwin thinks Bernard is a super freak, a Bernstein wannabe always judged by Pastor Brian, a scammer always judged by Wellesley women, a cheezy bass guitar player, a rad drummist, and an extremely handsome guy who looks good modelling other people's clothes Erwin's favorite possession that belongs to Bernard is his awesome $650 car Comments: hey bernard finally got around to your guestbook hey...thanks for considering me as your friend even though i am chinese... 8o (yooo!!!) why do you love me? how about an "all of the above" option for the material possessions list if you buy arnold's car, can i buy yours? see you at practice/reading room, erwin Bernard replies: Hey Erwin, yes the fact that you are my friend is a total tribute to your character that must far outweigh all the strikes against you. And no, you can't buy my car, I must let it die in peace. Date: May 2, 1997 Guest: ssk. ssk. thinks Bernard is a super freak, and a Bernstein wannabe always judged by Pastor Brian ssk.'s favorite possession that belongs to Bernard is his burghandy and navy blue shirt Comments: hey in your thing about your women that you'll marry, you forgot to mention that she'll wear sunflower, i mean polo sport... oops... that's my perfume. oh no, i'm getting judged, i mean mentored. ) thanks for letting me borrow your pen. you can definitely borrow my orange thingy. just me, ssk. Bernard replies: Hi Sarah, yes you are right, about my future wife that is. I'll have to add that in. And my pen thanks me greatly for letting you use it. And yes, you need to be judged. Date: May 2, 1997 Guest: Helen Helen thinks Bernard is a scammer always judged by Wellesley women Helen's favorite possession that belongs to Bernard is his awesome $650 car Comments: Bern, I'm still waiting for my secret message. =( You're a scammer? Why are you so wrong like that? And why are you still jealous of Jamie's baby soft skin? I'm judging you now. 'Course, you're just mentoring everybody. Well, I'm glad I got to hear your "cheezy bass guitar" playing. I missed it last time I was there. I can't believe that in one weekend, I've gone back to PPCC mode, kind of. Anyway, what kind of modem should I get for my new 1400cs? Well, I'll be waiting for that message. Helen Bernard replies: Hey Helen, well, you finally have a personalized message, not a secret one though. Yeah, I am jealous of her soft skin, kuz my skin has so many pores, and Shiseido doesn't work as well anymore. About your modem, I think you should get a 28.8 or higher PCMCIA card. Don't get an ethernet card, kuz I don't think you'll need it. It was good to see you last week though. Talk to you later. Date: May 1, 1997 Guest: John Song John thinks Bernard is a super freak John's favorite possession that belongs to Bernard is his awesome $650 car Comments: WHAT!!!!!! No more 650!!!!!!!!!!! Say it ain't so..... What happened to it? Where is it now....I can't believe you didn't tell me.... 650 was more than a car... I still remember how it took us to O.C. and back... cruisin the highway with the 650--all the ladies turning their heads....the funny smell from the AC, the soothing sound of the engine dying, its all gone now. I'll always have the memories... But let me just add this...the Tempo lives on... Bernard replies: Hey, John imagine how I must feel. (sniff sniff) But like a typical guy, I am moving on to someone new. I'll tell you the details as they come up. Date: April 30, 1997 Guest: X-Man X-Man thinks Bernard is a cheezy guitar player X-Man's favorite possession that belongs to Bernard is his pants from ROSS with a bahngkoo in the buttocks Comments: i see you Bernard i see your butt through your bahngkoo, that is why does your butt weigh so much bye for now Bernard replies: Hey X-Man, now why would you be looking there. Oh yeah, say hi to Professor X for me. Thanks. Date: April 30, 1997 Guest: unknown froggi.. froggi's favorite possession that belongs to Bernard is his Takamine 12-string guitar Comments: H'lo Berndog... well I don't know u at all.. but I was checking out some IRC ppl's homepages..and just picked yours randomly. As I looked over your NEATO page.. i noticed some pretty cool stuff. 8) First, I'd just like to say it's AWESOME to see your love for Christ and also the sharing faith of all your bro's and sis' in your guestbook. I just wanna smile when i see fellow Christians online. Also, I noticed you're in Boston.. and tell me what it's like, cuz I'm (17 yrs old) attending summer term at BU this summer for some special HS program, and I'll be looking for a church to go to for six weeks. I'd like to find a good one as soon as possible so I don't have to keep jumping.. if u could recommend any, or if NCPC (is that it?) is the best. Also, how's Boston?...good places to go?...etc. So, u went to GBF too? Small world but do u know Mimi and Dave?.. also i noticed in ur praize band page a guy named Tony Park... is he REALLY tall? Also, do u know Henry Kay? They've all been here wh Bernard replies: Well, nice to hear from you, but since I replied to you already in a normal email, I won't write much here. Maybe I'll even see you here in Boston, but I doubt it because I'll most likely be in Paraguay. Date: April 28, 1997 Guest: christin christin thinks Bernard is a scammer always judged by Wellesley women christin's favorite possession that belongs to Bernard is his awesome $650 car Comments: hey bernard... just checking your new and improved homepage... what is this color? spam? niiiiiccce... so, what instrument are you playing for praise this week? not the keyboard, right? i know it must be hard to praise while playing that thing. keep with it... you play well. well, i'm just procrastinating... i should go study. hope all is well... -christin. p.s. what's this running joke with ho about wellesley? you should be PROUD to come here... nice to build up the sisters. Bernard replies: No, the color isn't spam. Actually it's a nice tan color. The spam colored pages are a bit orangish and are on the pages that have my future wife and that poem about friendship on them. I'll probably be playing the bass for the majority of the future. It's a lot easier for me as you know, but thanks for the complement. About Ho, hmmmmm, no judging here either. Date: April 23, 1997 Guest: Doe Doerilla thinks Bernard is a scammer always judged by Wellesley women, and a rad drummist Doerilla's favorite possession that belongs to Bernard is his awesome $650 car Comments: hi berndog =P my favorite material possession of yours is (WAS) the nice 'six-fiddy' but now it's dead. what shall i do? i don't think the honda's going to compare! stop obsessing. you know what i mean! bye, have a swell day :) doe Bernard replies: I know, quicksilver finally died, soon to be replaced by another. I guess it goes to show how quickly my loyalties change ;) about my obsessions that is. Date: April 23, 1997 Guest: ESTHER ESTHER thinks Bernard is a person who epitomizes the NCPC KoinonOIa ESTHER's favorite possession that belongs to Bernard is his Takamine 12-string guitar Comments: HEY BERNARD I SEE THAT YOU'VE RE-VAMPED YOUR HOMEPAGE, ITS GOT THAT CLOTH-LOOK NOW. HOPE YOUARE DOING WELL, TELL YOONHA AND KATHY I SAY HI! Bernard replies: HI ESTHER. OK, I'LL TELL YOONHA AND KATHY THAT YOU SAID HI. SEE YA LATER. Date: April 21, 1997 Guest: Jamie Lee Jamie thinks Bernard is a cheezy bass guitar player Jamie's favorite possession that belongs to Bernard is his janitor shirt Comments: Hey Bernard, Dude, why is your homepage so rad!!! It keeps on getting better and better. My favorite spam color is all over the place...I feel like I'm at home. I feel so priviledged that I'm your friend, Bernard, and a special one at that. Hey, did you check out my scrapbook page yet? Yeah, I decided to mention the stud (that's you) in there. I think you should add under the Bernard is section that you're a rad drummist or that you're always being judged by Pastor Brian and all Wellesley women...Yoooooh!!!!! Dude, you know that I always cheer for you, and only you even in front of all of NCPC. Jamie Bernard replies: Hmmm, maybe I will add that stuff on my home page now that some of those old responses are getting kind of old. Yeah, thanks for writing something to me in your scrapbook. That was one of two thngs written to me in there. Oh yeah, and thanks for always cheering for me. It really helps. See ya. Date: April 20, 1997 Guest: chester lee chester thinks Bernard is a person who epitomizes the NCPC KoinonOIa chester's favorite possession that belongs to Bernard is his awesome $650 car Comments: hope to see you sometime before the year runs out and your old roommate graduates, in addition to the author of "big mama riders" too... speaking of which, poo is out to be the ultimate GM this senior banquet which is, alas, his character, eh? on a more serious note, i hear that "the secret" is out up there at NCPC and the story has been totally distorted. not good. who is responsible? hmmMMMMMM? one can only suspect you but since i love you and will not make hasty assumptions, you can explain... adieu, Chester Bernard replies: JESTERS DEAD!!!! I don't know if I'll be able to go down much before the year is out. I'll probably be visiting more next year though kuz my sister will be in Providence. I hear "the secret" is out too but it wasn't me, after all I heard the distorted story, and I don't even know the true story. Date: April 20, 1997 Guest: ssk. ssk. thinks Bernard is a super freak, a cheezy bass guitar player, and an extremely handsome guy who looks good modelling other people's clothes ssk.'s favorite possession that belongs to Bernard is his janitor shirt Comments: you're a freak... but still, i get your humor, i think... =) i think i like your ripped shirt the best, wait, aren't all your shirts ripped? you can borrow my aebercrombie thingy anytime... Bernard replies: Hey ssk., yes almost all of my shirts are ripped. I can't believe how much Ho rocked me again in that poem that he wrote you. How wrong. Oh well, thanks for letting me borrow that aebercrobie thingy, but I don't think I'm worthy to wear the mandarin orange color. Date: April 20, 1997 Guest: cool carrie cool carrie thinks Bernard is a freak, and a cheezy bass guitar player cool carrie's favorite possession that belongs to Bernard is his Takamine 12-string guitar Comments: bernard, bernard... hay ninguno como tu. cuando vas a visitar a wellesley y bailar para mi otra vez? i'll play that song (Cool's oon myung) for you again. =) p.s. i hear you love modelling other peoples' clothes. would you like to model my cloth? i dare you. =) carrie Bernard replies: Probablamente, no voy a volver al Wellesley por mucho tiempo. Necesito estudiar para examenes y todo el mundo ha empezado de creer que yo voy para obtener una novia :~( No, no es la verdad, es solamente un chiste ;) Oh well, I guess I'll have to listen to oon myung some other time. :( Date: April 9, 1997 Guest: coby-wan coby-wan thinks Bernard is a person who epitomizes the NCPC KoinonOIa coby-wan's favorite possession that belongs to Bernard is his Takamine 12-string guitar Comments: hey berndoggie, what's up? did you have fun talking about the Roland 240-AX4 and Ensoniq TR4093.30Bt's all night with Ho? Dude, I've seen some freaks in my time, oh yes! I have. How is life in Beantown? things here are ok but i'm looking forward to life post-amherst. dude, i think gina has caught your YOOOH disease. wait 'til sora reads this webpage. muhuhahaha! just kidding. i'm sure she loves you, regardless. who would not love you? who would not cherish you? actually, Monique Johnson probably wouldn't. and a host of other people i will fail to mention. just kidding! you the Dog, bernardo! i think you should add a category to all the "I think Bernard is" a chun-nom/jashik/etc. and "My favorite possession...is" his hair/award winning smile/etc. to finally settle the debate: who is cuter, Little Joy Bottle or Mrs. Butterworth? and add a qualifier negating the fact that Butterworth is married, or a widow. Imagine that she's Ms. Butterworth, before she got married, and take into the account that she probably gained weight after she married (d'oh! i'm gonna get reamed for this one, i know it). now, i'm not in effect saying that a Ms. Butterworth would be cute... but *cuter* perhaps, for it's relative, as i don't think she's cute at all, than your Little Miss Joy Bottle. i want to see what the public thinks, to see if your little Joy bottle fetish is a common occurrence or yours is just an anomaly. maybe you should add "i don't think either is cute," and that way we can find out who are the people who have fetishes for commercial cleaning detergents or maple syrup containers. ok, that's enough of my babble. hope things are happy in dorkchester. hasta luego my fellow freak! love, jacob Bernard replies: There is no debate. The joy bottles beat out Ms. or Mrs. Butterworth, Aunt Jemima, and everyone else, past, present, and future. Date: April 8, 1997 Guest: hoish hoish thinks Bernard is a cheezy bass guitar player hoish's favorite possession that belongs to Bernard is his pants from ROSS with a bahngkoo in the buttocks Comments: your eyebrows are really far apart. your pants won't even hold in a fart. but that's okay cuz you're so smart. and your bass-playing touches my heart. thanks for visiting in six-fitty and for inspiring this little ditty. your joy bottles make me all giddy. that's gonna be your wife? oh what a pity. so do you like the little doggy? watch out or he'll make your page all soggy. but he's cuter than any old froggy. (if he keeps running does he get groggy?) i'll see you on the basketball court. i know you'll play tho' you are quite short. but that's just because you're a good sport. and now i ask, "do you have a retort?" Bernard replies: for a retort from me do you ask which would normally be quite a task, but i guess today i'll have to remove my mask. after all, my character was so finely bashed by you, a true poet by the name of hoish, one whose name makes all a wee bit squirmish. or is it that the women get a little squeamish and so don't invite you to eat a cream dish at the illustrious wellesley, a few hours away from your pleasant amherst, so peaceful and gay. but it's all the same to you, for each and every day you can always go down to smith to eat and play. so we are truly expecting your arrival next year here in beantown, the city we find so dear. then you can join the band and help set up our gear, and make we ponder, "why are poets so queer?" Date: April 8, 1997 Guest: Me Me thinks Bernard is a cheezy bass guitar player Me's favorite possession that belongs to Bernard is his Takamine 12-string guitar Comments: I forgot to tell you that I like the spazzy guy too. Bernard replies: Me too. Me too. Date: April 7, 1997 Guest: Me Me thinks Bernard is a person who epitomizes the NCPC KoinonOIa Me's favorite possession that belongs to Bernard is his awesome $650 car Comments: That running doggie is just about the cutest thing I've ever seen. Bernard replies: Thanks, I like it too, but my friend Ho picked it out for me. Date: April 7, 1997 Guest: Rich Kwon Rich thinks Bernard is a super freak Rich's favorite possession that belongs to Bernard is his awesome $650 car Comments: Bernard is a full-fledged dork. Outside of that, cool kid. I hope med school isn't killing you, bro. Bernard replies: Hey Rich, I haven't heard from you in a while. Med school is alright, but I hope to go home one of these days. Date: April 4, 1997 Guest: hoish hoish thinks Bernard is aa cheezy bass guitar player hoish's favorite possession that belongs to Bernard is his Takamine 12-string guitar Comments: Hey Bernard, I just was wondering if you had a pleasant lunch at Smith. Did you think their food is better than that at Wellesley? Well, you're a busy man, so I won't waste any more of your precious time, sir. hoish Bernard replies: Nice Ho, and yes, I had a pleasant lunch, but I didn't eat at the Smith dining halls, so I can't compare the food. But now I'm only busy with school now, for a while. Gotsta get some studying done. Date: April 3, 1997 Guest: Steve Seung Hoon Steve thinks Bernard is a super freak Steve's favorite possession that belongs to Bernard is his nice naningoo Comments: Well, well, bern, your page seems to be gaining popularity. Man, you da man!!! Anyways, I am in NY, at home right now, about to start a job in NJ. Maybe we'll catch each other some time. Catch ya laters :) Make sure to visit my homepage when it's done :) Bernard replies: OK, talk so you soon. Date: March 31, 1997 Guest: Your worst nightmare My worst nightmare thinks Bernard is an extremely handsome guy who looks good modelling other people's clothes My worst nightmare's favorite possession that belongs to Bernard is his nice naningoo Comments: Bernard... Gina told me everything. I don't understand...I didn't do anything to intentionally hurt you. Get ready for some rebuking, boy. Read Matthew 7:1-5 and then talk to me. -GRRRRRR. Bernard replies: Gosh, I think you are the woman of my dreams, certainly not from my nightmares. Date: March 31, 1997 Guest: Gina Hahn Gina thinks Bernard is a super freak, a person who epitomizes the NCPC koinonOIa, and a cheezy bass guitar player Gina's favorite possession that belongs to Bernard is his nice naningoo Comments: Hola, Bernardo Riviera! Hey...I didn't know that you wear naningoos. I'm gonna have to judge you for that because only grody, sleazy, guido ah-juh-shee Korean guys wear them. Anyway, I was a bit disappointed at question #2--I thought that I would be able to fill in my own favorite Berndog possessions. So here it is: my favorite Berndog possessions are your pants from Ross with the 3 holes in the buttocks area (that's so gross, dude) and 5 holes in the knee area (uh, okay Van Halen). Dude, I don't think that you understand how much of a stumbling block you are to the vulnerable, man-hungry ladies at NCPC (at Wellesley especially--YOH!). Speaking of Wellesley, when are you coming over for dinner (again) so I can judge you? Why don't you just sleep over? (YOOH!) I must admit, Bernardo, que nunca he encontrado a nadie como tu (hey, that sounds like that urbana '96 song, "Santo, Eres Santo"). Okay, why are you related to everyone in the Boston area? Gosh...I could be related to you in like a few years when you marry my sister (YOOOOOOH!!). You may have to fight Soon Young al principio (not Victoria Principle), but I'll be rooting for you. You're such a ladies' man, dude. You'd better patch up those pants before the women start swooning...wait, what am I talking about? They already are (YOH). Thanks for that heart-to-heart conversation at the Korean restaurant in Queens, Bernardo. I loved listening to your malicious thoughts on my sister. Gee, you're so amiable =D Looks like Sorrie and I will be holding Bernardo-bashing sessions weekly beginning next month. Maybe you'd like to join us? Just let me know, okay? 283-4447. Heh heh. Not that you would ever call me unless you want to lie to me or rag on my sister. NIIIICE. Just kidding, man. Hey, are those pants from Ross? Mmmmmmm? (I'm offering you some nice moldy bread). Okay, this message is getting way too long. People might think that I'm Monique Johnson or that I'm in love with you or something (YOOOOH). I'll pray that you don't lose your hair within th Tu hermana futura en ley--el arpista, Gina "am I your friend now" Hahn Bernard replies: Hey Gina, why are you being so sketchy. I'm sure all of the Providence guys think that you like me now or something. Hmmmm. Maybe my pants from Ross will be a future choice. Just wait and see. Porque tu siempre tratas de hablar el espanol conmigo? No puedo entender cuando tu hablas. Usas palabras que nunca he oido. Pero, esta bien, porque nesecito practicar para Paraquay. Y es la verdad que a mi me gusta a tu hermana. :) Date: March 31, 1997 Guest: christin christin thinks Bernard is a super freak christin's favorite possession that belongs to Bernard is his awesome $650 car Comments: hey bernard... nice homepage. joy detergent=girl you're going to marry? hmmm... (no, no judging here) -christin. Bernard replies: Hey, those joy bottles happen to be quite pretty, don't you think, Ms. Chief Justice. Oh yeah, and when am I going to get to be able to hear the toothbrush story. Date: March 30, 1997 To see the older entries: Guestbook 3 : Jan. 17, 1997 - Mar. 26 1997 Guestbook 2 : Sept. 30, 1996 - Jan. 13, 1997 Guestbook 1 : June 19, 1996 - Sept. 30, 1996 Total number of guests so far: 108 Last updated May 9, 1997 |