Inaugural issue of The ROSS Loss
We are celebrating the growth of the Ross club with this
exciting issue of The ROSS Loss. And what is this loss, well
it is the loss of high prices, better service, and the headache
of shopping at numerous stores for brand name articles. These
articles are full of the latest info on the club, as well as
numerous reviews of the latest fashion trends at ROSS.
Skeptics Rebuffed as New Naningoo Receives Accolades
No one was ready for the almost universal approval that the new
naningoo are having in this country. While quite popular in the
Orient, until now, these items were almost unheard of on
American soil. The popularity is such that the ROSS store in La Canada
had to temporarily close down in order to handle the increased numbers
of customers in search of this hot new item. In fact, the ROSS
distributors cannot get enough of these items out to -cont. on page 2
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Vice President and General Secretary Under Investigation
After the recent information about our current president, the other members
of the cabinet are now under suspician as well. To investigate further, an
adhoc committee was formed to find out if there is any truth to the allegations
that the Vice President wears leather clothing. As for the General Secretary,
her testimony bleeds so much truth, it is hard to imagine how one could
write such provocative prose, and then live a hippocritical lifestyle, yet we warn
members to remain weary.
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