Berndog and Monique

True to Monique's claim, I have no life so I am devoting a page to my guess as to who Monique is. Until I get a life, this page will continue to exist until I find out who Monique really is. Here are my theories and probabilities.

(1) Monique Johnson really exists and was a person randomly looking at my home page when she stumbled across my link to the description of my wife. While the poem in there was a song, Monique sees it and believes that I am serious, thus thinking me a total lamo. Then again if anyone said those things seriously, they would be a lamo. Again, those were words to a song from Beauty and the Beast and I was not serious.

Proof: She said that she didn't know me very well, and did sound like she was really angry and ticked. Again, this could be faked. She said some really, really harsh things, things that my friends probably wouldn't necessarily say, but still, it's possible. She also thought I was a chonom. However, if she was not Korean as Johnson is probably not a Korean last name, how could she know to call me that? This leaves three possibilities. 1) She didn't care what she checked in those boxes. 2) She is a Korean trying to pretend to be someone else, or 3) chonom sounds kind of negative and she assumed it was bad.

(2) Monique Johnson is really one of my wierd friends like Chester, or Eddie who is playing a trick on me to be silly. Again, another possibility and without more info, it's hard to tell.

Proof: How could Ed Huang and Chester both know Monique like they claim unless she went to Brown University. Yet, she is not a Brown University Student, at least according to school records. So, either both of them are lying or they know Monique through some other reason, or they really do know Monique, and this Monique is not a random person but actually one of my friends. This would solve that problem. Poo also told me that both Chester and Eddie put info in my guestbook. Yet, the only other entry that wasn't accounted for was Monique's. Could it be that Monique's entry is the entry that Poo is referring too? Hmmmmmm.

Monique, again you have proved what kind of loser I am and how I need a life, yet, I did not exactly like what you said about me when you did not know me. So if, you really exist, then email me. If you don't exist then, someone is going to pay big time, and you know who you are.

Last updated June 21, 1996