Berndog's Wife

She has to wear Sunflowers perfume, or Polo sport, or something like that....

She has to like SPAM!!! That is literally the best stuff on earth.

I hope she'll look like those new little bottles of Joy dishwashing liquid. They're sooooooo cute!!!! :)

Berndog: She's the one!!! The lucky girl I'm going to marry.
Right from the moment that I met her, saw her
I said she's gorgeous and I vow
In town, there is only she
Who is beautiful as me
So I'm making plans to woo and marry ______

But most importantly, I hope that my future wife will share the same kind of love for God that I do, and that she will be committed to doing whatever that God would want her to do, especially if that means that she doesn't live a comfortable life.

Last updated May 2, 1997
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