Here are some of my favorite South Park sounds.
| Sound Name | Description | Size |
|---|---|---|
| Rainbow | Kyle: Hey Stan, did you see that rainbow this morning? Stan: Yeah, it was huge. Cartman: Ugh, I hate those things! Kyle: Nobody hates rainbows. Stan: Yeah, what’s there to hate about rainbows? Cartman: Well, you know. You’ll just be sitting there, minding your own business and they’ll come marching in and crawl up your leg and start biting the inside of your ass and you’ll be all like: "Hey!! Get out of my ass you stupid rainbows!" Kyle: Cartman, what the hell are you talking about?! Cartman: I’m talking about rainbows. I hate those freakin things! Stan: Rainbows are those little arches of color that show up during a rain storm. Cartman: Ohhh, rainbows. Oh yeah, I like those, those are cool. Kyle:What were you talking about? Cartman: Huh? Oh, nothin, forget it. Kyle: No, what marches in, crawls up your leg and bites the inside of your ass? Cartman: Nothing! |
397 kb |
| Appetizer | Cartman: You see Starvin Marvin, these are what we call appetizers. Marvin: Appetizer. Cartman: this is what you eat before you eat, to make you more hungry. |
85 kb |
| Ass Master | Cartman: Are you crazy? I'm the Candy Master! Stan: No, no, you're the Ass Master, there's a difference. Cartman: Hey! I'm not the one who walks around all day, looking like Pippi Longstocking! |
72 kb |
| Come Over | Stan: Hey, you guys wanna come over to my house? Kyle: We've got work to do Stan, I think it takes a while for an elephant to get drunk. Stan: You guys don't want to come over for just a little bit? Cartman: Why, your sister gonna kick your ass again? Stan: Shutup Cartman! Kenny: Mmph mmph mmph mmph. Kyle: She's just a girl. Cartman: Yeah, if some girl tried to kick my ass, I'd be like, "Hey!! Why don't you stop dressing me up like a mailman, and making me dance for you, while you go and smoke crack in your bedroom, and have sex with some guy I don't even know, on my dad's bed!" Stan: Cartman, what the hell are you talking about? Cartman: I'm just saying you're a little wuss, that's all. |
302 kb |
| Cheesypoofs | Mrs. Cartman: You want cheesypoofs with that? Cartman:Yeah I want cheesypoofs! |
69 kb |
| Kids Call Fat | Cartman:I don't want powdered donuts and pie! All the kids at school are calling me fat! Mrs. Cartman:You're not fat, you're big boned. Cartman:That's what I said. |
80 kb |
| Hello | Big Gay Al: Hello there little pup! I'm big Gay Al! | 38 kb |
| My Pot Pie | Kitty: Meow! Cartman: No Kitty, this is my pot pie. Kitty: Meow Cartman: No Kitty! That's a bad Kitty! Kitty: Meow Cartman: No Kitty, this is my pot pie! Kitty: *hiss* Cartman: Mom! Kitty's being a dildo! Mrs. Cartman: Well then I know a certain Kitty Kitty who's sleeping with mama tonight. Cartman: Huh? |
208 kb |
| No More School | All four boys (*singing*): We got outta school, no more school today.
Cartman: Ahh! You guys, my ass! Seriously! | 181 kb |
| Snacky Cakes | Cartman: I can't believe that son of a bitch!! Stan: Here Cartman, have some snacky cakes. Cartman: Dude, snacky cakes? Kickass. |
46 kb |
| What in the hell | Chef: Hello Children. Children: Hey Chef. Chef: What in the hell are you doing dressed up like that??!! Cartman: Eating Kenny's pudding. |
65 kb |
| Weight Gain 4000 | Cartman: Mom can you get me some Weight Gain 4000? Mrs. Cartman: Ok Eric I’ll get you some tomorrow Cartman: But mom, I need it for tomorrow! Mrs. Cartman: But tomorrow is grocery day Eric. Cartman: Mom... *whinig* *whining* *whining* Mrs. Cartman: Ok ok. Well I guess I’ll be going to the store now then. |
212 kb |
| Smoking Crack | Cartman: My uncle says that smoking crack is kinda cool. | 27 kb |
| Gay Dog | Cartman: Hey, speaking of pounding ass, here comes Stan’s little homo dog. Stan: Shutup dude! Sparky, where did you get that pink scarf? Sparky: Roof! Roof! Cartman: Man, that is the gayest dog I have ever seen. |
119 kb |
| Wendy's Pissed | Wendy: Ms. Ellen can I talk to you?
Ms. Ellen: Of course, Wendy. Wendy: I couldn’t help but notice you taking a liking to my boyfriend Stan. Ms. Ellen: Oh! Well, I’ve taken a liking to all of you. You’re all so young and cute and full of life. Wendy: Can I tell you something Ms. Ellen? Ms. Ellen: Of course Wendy. Wendy: Don’t *beep* with me! Ms. Ellen: What? Wendy: You heard me! Stay away from my man bitch, or I’ll whoop your sorry home ass back to last year! Bye Ms. Ellen! |
260 kb |
| Ask Mr. Hat | Kyle: Mr. Hat, may I please be excused from class. Mr. Hat: Well Kyle, NO! You hear me?! You go to hell! You go to hell and you die! Mr. Garrison: Hmm, guess you’ll have to take your seat Kyle. Kyle: Damnit! Cartman: Ha ha! Mr. Hat yelled at you! |
144 kb |
| Are We Making Love? | Ms. Ellen: I’m very glad we could have dinner together Stanley. I want you to know that I really care about your education. Stan: Are we making love now? Ms. Ellen: Excuse me? Stan: They don’t have a fire place here, we shouldn’t be making love yet. Ms. Ellen: What are you talking about? Stan: You have to make love down by the fire, that’s what chef always says. Ms. Ellen: Stan, I’m your teacher, okay? We’re only friends. Stan: But why? Ms. Ellen: Well, first of all, you’re eight. Stan: It’s because I’m not a lesbian isn’t it? Ms. Ellen: Oh boy! |
193 kb |
| That Does It! | Cartman: OK! That does it! Now listen! Why is it that everything today has involved things either going in or coming out of my ass?! | 182 kb |
| Cartoons Kick Ass | Stan: But I just wanted you to be proud of me, like you were with Kenny. Jimbo: But Kenny’s dead now Stan and you’re always going to be my nephew and you just can’t kill anything. You understand? Kyle: Dude, I don’t understand hunting at all! Stan: Yeah, it’s stupid. Let’s go watch cartoons. Cartman: Yeah, cartoons kick ass. |
373 kb |
| You...Bastards | Stan:Oh my god! They killed Kenny! Kyle: You...bastards! |
29 kb |