MY STUPID STORY !


My name is Eric. My girlfriend thinks I'm the most romantic guy alive. My mother thinks I'm the cutest guy in the world. My father thinks I'm the smartest guy on the Earth but my sisters think I'm the dumbest, the ugliest and the most annoying guy in the universe. I think my sisters are right.


I was born in Jakarta, Indonesia. I grew up over there but I don't live there anymore. I live in Melbourne, Australia. In year 2000, I will move to the Jupiter because some creatures offer me a job.


I'm a student. I go to Victoria University of Technology. I took two wrong courses, Accounting and Banking & Finance. I thought many girls took those courses. Hopefully next semester hundreds of girls will take those stupid courses. So, I won't feel lonely.


When I was a kid, I wanted to be Superman. Now, I'm a big guy. I know that Superman doesn't exist so I don't want to be Superman. I want to be Batman or Robin.


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