I think, therefore I'm single.
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.
Don't be so humble - you are not that great. (Golda Meir)
Wit is educated insolence. (Aristotle)
Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me. (Ambrose Bierce)
A narcissist is someone better looking than you are. (Gore Vidal)
Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them. (Samuel Palmer)