Men who wear spandex biker shorts anywhere other than on their bike
Men with little, naked, metal women on their mud flaps
Men who cried when Cheers went off the air
Men who know where Elvis was last sighted
Men with dogs named "Scooter"
Men who think "safe sex" means locking the bedroom door
Men who "Brake for BINGO"
Men who think farting is cute
Men with license plate frames that read: So many women, so little time
Men who insist on ordering for you
Men who are still mad they never got that Eagle Scout badge
Men tho think Lamaze is a famous French car race
Men who moonwalk
Men who say "Have a good one"
Men with imitation-zebra car seat covers
Men who pee in the shower
Men who think baking soda is a beverage
Men who play Nintendo
Men who can sing the entire Gilligan's Island theme from memory
Men who play Twister
Men who own the album Zamphir, Master of the Pan Flute
Men who wish they'd been born a woman
Men who say "Okey Dokey"
Men who bought the Ginsu knife set
Men who own more than one model of the U.S.S. Enterprise
Men who consider burping on command a marketable skill
Men with fake Rolex watches
Men with real Rolex watches
Men who say "Ciao"
Men with their initials shaved into their sideburns
Men who wear capes
Men who own Chia Pets
Men who pretend they know what they're doing when they smell the cork
Men who miss The Village People
Men who wear medallions
Men who consider a tractor pull a cultural event
Men with fanny packs
Men with wind chimes
Men who believe the McDonald's McLean is health food
Men with vanity plates like BMW4DAN or OKGUY
Men who think a thesaurus is a dinosaur
Men who can't say the word "menstruation"
Men with plastic lawn flamingos
Men named Spike
Men who swallow goldfish
Men with pet rocks
Men whose necks are thicker than their thighs
Men who think a bassoon is an endangered species
Men who play air guitar
Men who think pesto is Spanish for mosquito
Men with thier nicknames embroidered on their jackets
Men who knit
Men who buy power tools they have no idea how to use
And lastly, it is very important to avoid men who.....
think a spatula is that bone they broke playing football!
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