Karen Hauer's Personal Endorsement of Me

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Circa 1995
  Whitey,
       You are the biggest jerk I know! You are so mean to everyone and criticize everything... What have I ever done for you to hate me? I've never done anything to hurt you or said anything mean...Whitey, I don't even talk to you! How can you hate me if you don't even know me? And how can you say I'm stupid when I get straight A's the whole year? I don't know if you're jealous or what, but your little attitude problem is going to get you nowhere fast! Look around Whitey--you have NO FRIENDS! Maybe if you weren't so mean to everyone and so negative things might be different. But for now you are just the biggest asshole in the world, so go on being like that. It doesn't bother me; you are only hurting yourself.

                              Karen Hauer
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