Unexpected Findings . . .
After studying the document obtained from the library in great detail, we will now share with you what we found. These documents say describe in detail how physics teachers are actually a superior version of humans, that have extra neural cells in any facial hair that they may sport. It appears that those with more facial hair have more physics knowledge, as there are more neural cells to store the knowledge.
It also went on to make a passing reference as to the ceremonies that were held, every lunar month*. As I read this, I decided something must be done to inform the Western world.
The document then went off at a tangent to describe the finer points of Duplo and Hornby products. There is no relevance to this, so I shall spare you the disturbing uses that Mr. Fisher has found for his Hornby products.
Should we take this at face value? I don't think we should trust this document. Maybe it is only created to distract the blind. I suggest an outlandish plan - to infiltrate the Physics Circle to uncover and document their beliefs. At first Om {god} is very reluctant, but after a little persuasion, he agrees to help me.
* A lunar month is 28 days