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Week 3

Last Week

We saw our favourite primate being uncovered as a sex beast with an unquenchable appetite for some banana’s (hence Mr. Chimpissed) and yes Mrs Baboon is really that boring . . .

Chimptart: Oooooook eeeek eeeeeeeeeeeeek ooooeeeeooooooooook eeeeeeeooooooooeek Chimp oooooooooooooooeeeekoooooooooooeeeeeeeek !!!!

(I think there has been a misunderstanding here, you see Chimp was just helping me look for my pear drops !!!!)

Chimperina: Oooooooooooo, ooooooooooooeeeeeeeeoooeoeeeeeeoeeoeoeeek?

(What, in bed?)

Chimptart: Eek eek oookkkkkk, eeeeeeeeeeek

(It was a closet, actually)

Chimp: Oooooooooeeeeeeee !!! Eeeeee'ooooooo'ooooeeeeooo'eeeeooeoeeoeoeekekek ??!

(Now hang on a minute !!! You'rer tellin’ me that you’re a lesbian ??!)

Chimptart: Ooook

(Yes)

Chimp: Eeek

(Cool)

Chimperina: Eeeeeeeeeek O’oom ooooooooookkkkkkkkkeeeeeeeeee, oooooooooeoooeeoeeok Ooker!

(Enuf of this nonsense, I’m gonna kill you, you whore!)

*Points at Chimptart*

At this moment ChimpAINSY (chimpanzee, god you do the maths) just happens to enter as Chimperina leaps through the air at Chimptart. Well you can guess what happens next . . .(see diagram)

ChimpAINSY: Eeeeeeeeeek okkkkkkkkooooooooooooook eeeeeeooooooooooeeeeeeeoooooooooek OOOK eeeeeeeeeeoooooooooooooooeeeeee’eeeeeeeeeeeeoooooooooooooooookooooooooe oooook

(Well I know I have a BIG tuba but that’s no excuse for you ladies to climb aboard)

Chimperina: Eeeeeeeeeeeoooooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeeok, ChimpAINSY ooke

(*dreamily and to no-one in particular* Ahhhhhhh ChimpAINSY the joker as ever)

Chimp: Ooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeooooooooooooooooooooeeooooooooooo, eeeeeeeeeeek . . .

(Oh gawds, what the hell will my wife say when she finds out . . .)

Tune in next week for more exciting story lines on Chimp In The City