Hans Beirhoffen

Hans Beirhoffen was Cliff J's best general. He lead the land invasion of France and informed Cliff J of any war crime developments. In his spare time he looked after Cliff J's german shepherds.

Hans Bierhoffen, on a good day

The last time Hans was seen alive he was working in a German takeaway in Darwen, UK. He is now under the alias of G Yes Steinretz, as displayed in this photo.

Rumours suggest that he is working with Cliff to plan an invasion of Wales sometime in the Spring of 2004, when he can apply for a British citizenship. Also, that way, he will have left college, so no one will realise it his him, except for his followers and troops.