Om {God} & Bob's Website

Help!!!

Help, I've not got a clue how to get around . . .

That's easy. Just select one of the buttons under the page title.

This is the home button. Clicking here will take you back to the front page.

This is the Cliff Phenomenon button. Clicking here will show you the wonders of the Cliff Phenomenon.

This is the yellow fruit button. Clicking here will show you the amazing uses of bananas.

This is the beardy button. Clicking here will take you to the very heart of physics circles.

This is the Australian button. Clicking here will show you the amazing factors of living in Australian soaps.

This is the guestbook button. Clicking here whisks you away to a lovely guestbook were you can make your mark on the website.

This is the photos button. Clicking here will show you monkey photos.

This is the help button. You're already here, you fool!

This is the credits button. Clicking here will take you to see the people who made this waste of space!!

Who made this waste of space?

That's another easy one. Om {god} & Bob made this. They both spent many years calculating the correct background colour, along with the most hilarious fruit. Their results will soon debut as a report for the medical council.

How do I use Hornby trains for my own, personal pleasure?

I think you're at the wrong place buddy! Try here instead.

Where can I contact Om {god} or Bob?

You can contact either Om {god} or Bob by clicking here.

If you have any further questions you'd like to pose to Om {god} or Bob, please feel free to e-mail us here.