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Musical Lyrics

Below are two exerpts from two upcoming musicals, from Bob Lloyd - Wobbler.

Titanic 2 : She Sails Again

We last saw the Titanic on the sea bed, but you're going to see her in a whole new light - or should I say canal?

Oh my God, the ship is sinking!

No it's not, you left the tap leaking

What about that iceberg?

I'd prefer parsley or another herb

Quick, the cabin is flooding

Isn't that Cuba Jnr. Gooding?

Don't be a fool,

You should be asking who'll

Be saving us?

Look, over there!

It's Superman in a bus!

But we're in the sea

Quick, save me

Hey wait a minute,

Over there, it's a frigate!

Oú Est Mon Muséli?

Taken from a musical about the lovable Boris in his kitchen, investigating the disappearance of his museli.

{Translated from Italian}

Who's stolen my museli?

I bet it was those despicable Nestlé

What about those that make fruit gums?

Rowntrees

What about those that make bugs that hum?

Hmmm . . . I don't know

Who makes that cereal that makes you go?

Kellogg's All Bran?

Maybe it was you German friend Han!

Ha, ha, don't be so silly

You'd better hurry up, your museli is getting chilly

Now go and look for it without delay,

Oh, oh wahey!

What, what have you done?

I've found a sticky bun

Hmmm . . . yeah, whatever

I'll stick with my gum

Why are you looking so glum?

I've just sat on Herbert the plum

Awww, poor Herbie

He was due to play in the football derby.

Who'll be in the nets now?

What about The Laughing Cow?

I won't even ask how

You'll get her to play

Especially after that incident

The other day

Yeah, it wasn't a pretty sight

All those weird lights

They'd make you ooze milkshake

Leave you trembling awake

At night, filled with fright . . .

Wasn't that so kind of Bob Lloyd - Wobbler to lend us some of those lyrics?

Copyright (c) 2001 C. Seaton