Om {God} & Bob's Website

Om {god}

Om {god} or the almighty great god Ominous came to earth for one reason, monkeys. Yes, strange though it seems monkeys fascinated him and it was this calling that brought him to Earth. It was on Earth that Om met Boberto (the one armed holy one) just days after Bob had gone missing. Om took it as a calling to find Bob no matter what the cost of human lives (after all Om is a god) and he set out to achieve his goal. Over the many centuries that followed, many atrocities were committed against our primate friends and Om feared for Bobs life…

It was a strange and cryptic clue (the annoying ones of crosswords) that finally led Om the Bob, a crudely written note saying, “Where the absence of colour scolds”. After many years of thinking Om decided to go for a pizza and stumbled across Bob working as a pizza chef incognito. Today Om {god} and Bob live in harmony with many other primates for company. Sadly Boberto never got to see his son again, as he had died more than 7,000 years earlier…