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'Blog	Bored? This is a list compiled by Om, myself and a few others to give you a few suggestions as to what you can do when you are bored. Below you will find more than 87 things to do when you're bored, because we've included a few smaller things to do too, so don't start moaning at us for false advertising!
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Junk	Laugh until you pass out Stuff your mouth with marshmallows and try to sing "God Save Our Queen" Bob Marley Style Make suggestive actions with your little sister's Barbie doll Spank The Monkey Read War & Peace Start a war, then make peace Think that people are watching you and go live in the woods Become a porn star Make monkey noises Run down your street naked and count the number of offended people Bob for jellyfish Eat cinnamon Go to the town centre, with a banjo, and sing a Neil Diamond song off key Buy a pair of binoculars, sit in a wheel chair an spy on your neighbours Write a best-seller - in Bulgarian Dress up as a Brownie, and sell out of date biscuits to old people Fake your own death Learn how to spell Llanfairpwllgwyngyllogerchwymdrobwyllllantysiliogogogoch Learn how to pronounce Llanfairpwllgwyngyllogerchwymdrobwyllllantysiliogogogoch Plan an invasion of the Solomon Islands Try to pass Monopoly money as Euro Money Believe the Euro actually exists Talk in third person Hold a bank siege, with a banana Shave a baboon Hold a board meeting at a company you don't work for Start a German country band called "The Frankfurters" Hold a cow - tipping contest Run away and join a freak show Build a hamster-powered Trojan horse Use the words "Hairy Fairy" three times in the same sentence Re-enact the Jerry Springer show, using strangers from the street as guests Laugh at the vertically challenged Laugh at the horizontally challenged Walk down the street using a banana as a mobile phone, and complain about the low reception Show off your new B3320 yellow handset to all your mates Remove labels from tins on a supermarket shelf and stick them to street drunks Start your own cult, renaming yourself "The Dude" Visit a friends house, and change all the clocks to different times Ring up multiple taxi firms, all at the same time, for no one Use the address 5 Letsby Avenue Order the biggest pizza over the phone, with all the toppings, then go out for a drink Become President and choke on a pretzel Steal Superman's underwear, so he doesn't look as ridiculous Dye his underwear pink, and return them to him Find someone for your wife to have an affair with Go into a hardware store and claim to be King Moukok of Swaziland, Africa. Demand a cordless drill Perform wrestling moves on teddy bears, and lose Claim to be Michael Jackson to everyone you meet. If they don't believe you, sing Smooth Criminal badly Run up and down your road, making police siren noises, at 12 am. Crash into boxes and bins Read the next 37 things to do when you're bored Grow a beard Get a FULL body wax, using Turtle Magic. Join an LA gang, under the name "Big Daddy", and stay alive Place a bet on "Bullet", the three-legged blind donkey running in the Grand National Win Change your name to George W. Bush and see number 43 Dress up as ! El Hamsterio ! and save people who don't need your help Sue Coca - Cola for stealing your recipe Become the Cow King and lead the Bovine Army Become a GM scientist and make a jellyphant Go round an office and steal all the mice balls, replacing them with Brussel sprouts Remember : p = meat + pastry + gravy Sponsor a chimpanzee named "Bubbles" and send it peanut butter through the mail Write a complaint to the BBC, saying how satanic the Tweenies really are. Make a hot-air balloon from bed sheets and a shopping trolley. Burn a butane canister to give yourself (a) lift Balance an anvil on your nose Juggle cats blindfolded Live like a chimpanzee in your neighbour's garden Race down hills on an office hair Look for Timbuktu on an atlas of Northumberland Become Pavarotti's personal trainer Apply to an infants school - as a pupil Smoke banana skins Put a "For Sale" sign outside your neighbour's house. Hold an auction without their knowledge Stand in the corner of a lift and scream "We're all gunna die" at it. Say "ping" at every new floor Ring up a random number, and start threatening them. Ask if they like scary movies Then pretend you've realised you've rung the wrong number and apologise Go to a shop and ask if they have Dr. Pepper in a can. If they say yes, shout at them and tell them to let him out Design a range of woolly jumpers for goldfish and sell your designs to Calvin Kline. Get on a bus, stuff m&m's up your nose and commentate on the traffic going down the street Play catch with your little brother / sister Trim your toenails - with a toothbrush Take time out to complain that there are less than 87 things to do when you're bored in this list Make a list of things to do when you're bored Read This
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