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The Beard Theory
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Evidence . . .
The rest of the time spent at Mr. Fisher's home proved uneventful. However, once we went back to the lab, develop the photos, we noticed certain unnoticed furnishings lurking in the background. For example, as the attic was dimly lit, we could only see the "planet". However, on close inspection of the photos, bookcases can quite clearly be seen. Any text is illegable to the human eye, but with the help of professional computer software, the text was enhanced, and printed out. The text clearly states : "Einstein - Faraday". After many days analysing the possibilities of this, we concluded that it is a repositry for local physicists. Here they will study ancient texts dating to the Babylonian era, mainly written by Hammurabi himself. This knowledge is forbidden my the mainstream scientific field, and shunned by any respected scientist.
This was not the only evidence we have to back-up our claims. In the photos is an ancient sacrifice test-tube, a 3,000 year old voltmeter and a replica of the Bahgdad battery. These items alone seem nothing more than ancient scientific instruments, but when connected together, along with a perpertual motion banana, Beardophmet* can be brought back to life. Beardophmet can then be asked for divine knowledge which could well give practicing physicists rule over the Western world.
After many weeks had passed, we decided to approach Mr. Fisher and question his actions. This proved to be anything but easy. Mr. Fisher was very skillful at evading our line of questioning. We did not get a reply to a single question.
*Beardopmet is a satanic science god, who
sports a jet-black 3 metre beard
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