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Chimp in the City - Issue 6
Re-awakening...
Last Week...
A new day dawns upon the small city of Chimpsville. And all around the city life is good, except in one hospital room in the Chimpsville county hospital where a young primate named “Chimp” is locked within his own body in a coma after having been brutally attacked by the hands of an unknown assassin……
Chimp-Ainsy: Oooooooooooook,
eeeeeeeek eeek eee'k eeek oooooooeeeeeeeooooooooooooooeeeek!
( My god nurse, this has to be the worse attack
I've seen in all my years here! )
Chimp NurseMaid:
Eeeeeeeeeoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo,
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooeoooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
( I know what you mean doctor, I really feel
for his family. )
Chimp-Ainsy:
Oo'ooooook
( Well don’t look too down because here
they come now… )
Chimpette:
OOOOOOOK! EEEEKEEEEEEK! OOOOOK!!!!!
( Listen Bitch! Don’t make me slap you
into the next millennium! I didn’t attack Chimp! Were married for
gods sake! )
ChimpTart: EEEE'oooEEEoooEE*oo*EokK!
( That means nothing you sad excuse for a primate!
You just as much in the frame as the rest of us! Cough*whore*cough.)
Chimpette:
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
( That’s it! )
*WHACK*
ChimpTart: OOOOOOk!
( Damyn I just got bitch slapped! )
Chimpette:
EEEEEOK
( BooYA! )
Mr Chimpissed:
Eeee…ooooooooo!…Eeeeeeoooooooeeeeeeek eeeeeee……..ooooooeeeeeek!
( Calm down ladies! Else I will bitch slap
you both! )
Chimpette & ChimpTart: EEEEoooooeek
( Pah! Just try it! )
WHACK! WHACK!
Mr Chimpissed: Eeeeeeek!
( BooYA *2! )
Chimp: Eeeee? Ooooooook?
( What… who’s there? Where am I? )
Chimpette: EEEEEEEEEK
( Oh Chimp your alive )
Chimp: Oooook
( Who’s Chimp?… )
DUM DUM DUMMMMMMMMMMMMMM…………
Could it be that Chimp has indeed lost
his memories? Is Mr Chimpissed really a woman beating machine and will
I ever come up with a more consistent plot line?
Tune in next week for more exciting story lines on Chimp In The City
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