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The Cliff Phenomenon
Cliff & His Main Career - Playing With Toys Of War
Cliff always liked to play with his toys, just like any other kid. However, when the toys are howizters and panzers, things become a little different. On his 16th birthday, Cliff J was given his very first Panzer, ( below ), and when he took it out for a spin, his parents instantly realised that he was a natural. He could do 180-degree turns using the break button alone.
Cliff takes his new birthday present for a spin
That was just the beginning. For his 17th birthday, Clifford J was given a brand new Howitzer ( below ). Just think of the havoc he could wreck now! If anyone was to get on the wrong side of Cliff, then he could just aim for him or her and press the big red button.
Cliffs new howitzer in action against the French
On his eighteenth birthday, Cliff was looking forward to a Luffwaffe fighter or maybe an APC - but no, he got something beyond his wildest expectations - A War Room.
Cliffs new howitzer in action against the French
Cliff was so delighted with that, he invaded the Soloman Islands without anyone knowing (or caring). His parents were so proud, their child had now become a dictator, and a good one at that!
There was no stopping him now. This time he was sure that he had the right tactics to invade France . . .
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