"Harder..faster "
- Daft Punk
The Fast Food Challenge
Yummeh
Okay, so it's been a while since a humour article was posted.
So - without further ado, allow me to introduce you to OMAHM's:
FAST FOOD CHALLENGE
The basic idea was to work my way through the fast food chains in the town center, and have a meal at each, one after the other.
TARGET ONE: McDonalds
Feeling calm yet confident, I approached my first goal:
I knew what I came to do. To kick ass.
And that's exactly what I did.
One Big Tasty meal.
Big on taste, big on size, big on price.
Looks good, no?
And thus my journey into culinary challenge began.
9 minutes later (yes, I timed), I'd finished.
No problem
TARGET TWO: KFC
So...off I went. 30 seconds walk down the street was my second target:
KFC.
I wasn't feeling as hungry as I did before (obviously), so I got the fillet meal (best KFC meal there is):
Suddenly, things went wrong.
I felt strange. Ill almost.
Something wasn't right.
I knew I couldn't give up that easy, so I ate.
The feeling got worse, but I kept going.
Going is what I did alright.
Going...
Going...
Gone.
I had failed.
Let that be a lesson to you all!!
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