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What if....Monkeys Ruled The World?
Think about it
What if monkeys were actually the dominant species on this planet. What if you went to your local supermarket
and everything contained at least some percentage of banana? What if everyone moved around in trees?
It's terrifying to even think of the consequences...
Here you can find some of the things that might actually happen, should monkeys ever rule the world.
Miniature models of monkeys would be used for open warfare during the 1700's:
"Human" would be a cuss word spoken my naughty little chimps:
Roads would be dug up in favour of monkey bars, through which monkeys could swing. These would be called "homobars", after the young homo sapien sapiens that used to use them. Monkey bars would become a place for one monkey to meet another and have a good time:
Dressing human children as monkeys would be considered 'cute'...but only until they wet themselves. Remeber, a child is for life, not just Chimpmas:
Movies wouldn't have quite the same ring:
Wouldn't be as flowery as:
But lets face it, politics would be the same:
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