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- Ace Ventura
Quotes
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Welcome to OMAHM's quotes section. Every so often, we'll add some more quotes, whether they're cool,
stupid, or just funny - just because Bob bought this magazine and shamelessly stole their quotes. Well, it's not really
stealing, because they stole it from movie writers. bob's a movie writer, so he's taking it back. See - untouchable.
This week: Hello & Goodbye.
Hello & Goodbye
"Allow myself to introduce...myself."
Austin Powers
"I've come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum."
John Nada
"As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil, for I am the meanest motherfucker in the valley."
Meserve
"For a dollar I'll guess your weight, your height or your sex!."
Navin R Johnson
"You're good, baby. I'll give you that. But me? I'm magic!."
Daredevil
"Doesn't it give you a shudder of electricity through you to be in the same room as me?."
Lex Luthor
"He-e-e-e-e-e-re's Johnny!."
Jack Torrance
"Well, my name is Jim, but most people call me... Jim"
Jim
"If I'm not back in five minutes..just wait longer!"
Ace Ventura
"I am the rocker, I am the roller, I am the out-of-controller!"
Nightrider
"I'm like a bad penny. I always turn up."
Indiana Jones
"Hello, my name is Indigo Motoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
Indigo Motoya
"If I don't call you, I just want you to know it's because I'm dead."
Mr Furious
"Well, I've gotta go. I've got a government job to abuse and a lonely wife to fuck."
Castor Troy
"We are dressed in our best and are prepared to go down as gentlemen. But we would like a brandy."
Guggenheim
"Death is the best kick of all. That's why they save it for last."
Eugene Hunt
"In other words, you're saying you want me to leave?"
"Not in other words! Those are the perfect words!"
Felix to Oscar
"Wh4en you have to shoot, shoot, don't talk."
Tuco
"Everybody relax, I'm here."
Jack
"Who delivers 10 times outta 10?"
John Shaft
"Made it, Ma! Top of the world!"
Cody Jarrett
"Any last words?"
"Yeah. If I die, pretend I said something deep and clever."
Matthew Kensington to Sebastian Caine
"I'm never gonna leave here ever, ever again, because I love you all and...There's no place like home."
Dorothy
"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve."
Bilbo Baggins
"This is the way the fucking world ends. Look at this fucking shit we're in, man. Not with a bang, but with a whimper. And a whimper, I'm fucking splitting Jack."
Photography
"Oh, what a piece of work is man, how noble.. Ah, fuck it! Let's have a drink and forget the whole goddamned thing."
Bart Newberry
"I'm a woman and can't be taken for granted. Life's a bitch. Now, so am I."
Catwoman
"I'll be back."
Terminator
"Hasta la vista, baby!"
Terminator
"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius. Commander of the armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true Emporer, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengence in this life or the next."
Catwoman
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