Never give out your password or credit card number in an instant message conversation.
  
Michael Schumacher says:
Bleh, eh? well I'm 5 times world F1 champion
Bleh says:
BLEHBLEHBLEH
OM {shaving your nutsack is not such a bad idea, a splash of aftershave is!} says:
and still cant drive properly  
Michael Schumacher says:
y I oughtta!
Bleh says:
heh
Michael Schumacher says:
going away next week on Weds
OM {shaving your nutsack is not such a bad idea, a splash of aftershave is!} says:
yeah
Bleh says:
I should be getting 1700 tonight  
Michael Schumacher says:
for Cornish Pasties
OM {shaving your nutsack is not such a bad idea, a splash of aftershave is!} says:
where ya offto
Michael Schumacher says:
(clue)
Michael Schumacher says:
1700?
Bleh says:
C0RnWaLl
OM {shaving your nutsack is not such a bad idea, a splash of aftershave is!} says:
germany for some efficient german sex
Bleh says:
1700 posts on a message board
Bleh says:
it's over in 12 seconds
Bleh says:
like Cliff  
Michael Schumacher says:
also  
Bleh says:
no foreplay or ciggies after
Michael Schumacher says:
lvl 65 Barbarian Act 2 HELL
OM {shaving your nutsack is not such a bad idea, a splash of aftershave is!} says:
eep
Michael Schumacher says:
getting elite items now
Michael Schumacher says:
(not exceptional - the next ones)
OM {shaving your nutsack is not such a bad idea, a splash of aftershave is!} says:
oooooo 
Bleh says:
I'm gunna "acquire" the whole CD tomoz  
Bleh says:
(REANIMATION)
OM {shaving your nutsack is not such a bad idea, a splash of aftershave is!} says:
lol
Michael Schumacher says:
who gives a shite
Michael Schumacher says:
(not me)
Michael Schumacher says:
 
Michael Schumacher says:
I'm 18 so ner
Bleh says:
you told us about going to Cornwall, when we didn't give a feck, yet you don't here us complaining
Bleh says:
me and Lyons has had some so ner
Michael Schumacher says:
Bought my first drink LEGALLY so feck off
Bleh says:
BLEH
OM {shaving your nutsack is not such a bad idea, a splash of aftershave is!} says:
lol
Michael Schumacher says:
can bench press your puny ass weight so feck off
Michael Schumacher says:
(including ur fat ass weight lyons)
OM {shaving your nutsack is not such a bad idea, a splash of aftershave is!} says:
non can remove my fat ass
Michael Schumacher says:
its true, its true
Michael Schumacher says:
who won at vengeance?
OM {shaving your nutsack is not such a bad idea, a splash of aftershave is!} says:
noooooo idea
OM {shaving your nutsack is not such a bad idea, a splash of aftershave is!} says:
There are two things in life I will never pay for: sex, and Microsoft products. 

Well, okay, maybe someday I'll pay for sex. 

- Steven Brust
Michael Schumacher says:
lmao
Michael Schumacher says:
Anyhow, me and lyons are going Uni, where u can pull a bird every night (not like {cough} Blackburn College {cough})
Bleh says:
some don't need prostitutes  
Michael Schumacher says:
(because they are Fajish)
Bleh says:
lol - that didn't stop you the other night  
Michael Schumacher says:
u cant come back with a reversal from that one boy - it doesnt work
Michael Schumacher says:
 
Michael Schumacher says:
just face it, u lost
Bleh says:
neither can you deny the fact that you've had no action other than Mr. Right Hand whilst some of us have  
Michael Schumacher says:
like what exactly
Michael Schumacher says:
MR left hand?
Michael Schumacher says:
Faj?
Bleh says:
mmm - no, females, oh sorry you wouldn't know what they are  
Michael Schumacher says:
electronic females who live 1000 miles away u mean
Michael Schumacher says:
costs 40 quid just to meet them
Bleh says:
Just because you're sexually frustrated gives you no right to flip out on me
Michael Schumacher says:
u started it
Michael Schumacher says:
with all that me an lyons crap
Bleh says:
no, tou started it
Bleh says:
*you
Bleh says:
saying "who gives a shite"
Bleh says:
hardly friendly talk
Michael Schumacher says:
well, all u go on bout is REani-gay-tion
Bleh says:
all you go on about is yourself
Bleh says:
you don't see me complaining
Michael Schumacher says:
that vid is cool but the track is crap and lyons agrees
Bleh says:
so? that's your opinion and you can have it
OM {shaving your nutsack is not such a bad idea, a splash of aftershave is!} says:
im not a lover of the song
Michael Schumacher says:
anyway, i can report your illegal activities so stop blurting them out day after day
Michael Schumacher says:
you live eat and breathe the internet
Bleh says:
*blah* *blah* *blah*
Bleh says:
that's what you might as well be saying to me  
Michael Schumacher says:
wwwwwaaaaaaaaahhhh, im crying now with such a harsh comment, i think i might kill myself  
Michael Schumacher says:
if ur gonna be like that, im leaving then
Bleh says:
oOo
  
  Michael Schumacher has left the conversation.
  
Bleh says:
thank god he's gone
Bleh says:
I was really gunna snap
OM {shaving your nutsack is not such a bad idea, a splash of aftershave is!} says:
just ignore him
i do
OM {shaving your nutsack is not such a bad idea, a splash of aftershave is!} says:
or just blok him
Bleh says:
lol
Bleh says:
is he talkin to you? bitchin bout me?
OM {shaving your nutsack is not such a bad idea, a splash of aftershave is!} says:
nope
he gone i think
Bleh says:
lol - I wonder if it was something I said  
OM {shaving your nutsack is not such a bad idea, a splash of aftershave is!} says:
lol at his name though
talk about petty
Bleh says:
I know
Bleh says:
he started bitching at me, I admit I was grouchy, but hell - no need to run off to mummy
OM {shaving your nutsack is not such a bad idea, a splash of aftershave is!} says:
lol
OM {shaving your nutsack is not such a bad idea, a splash of aftershave is!} says:
ive put an ASK OM message up!  
Bleh says:
lmao
OM {shaving your nutsack is not such a bad idea, a splash of aftershave is!} says:
woooohoooooooo 
1 view
Bleh says:
?
OM {shaving your nutsack is not such a bad idea, a splash of aftershave is!} says:
lol
Bleh says:
lmao
OM {shaving your nutsack is not such a bad idea, a splash of aftershave is!} says:
is there any way to set a page to auto refresh every 60 secs or so?
Bleh says:
nope
Bleh says:
just right click and press "r"
OM {shaving your nutsack is not such a bad idea, a splash of aftershave is!} says:
o well
OM {shaving your nutsack is not such a bad idea, a splash of aftershave is!} says:
cool!!!
Bleh says:
lol
OM {shaving your nutsack is not such a bad idea, a splash of aftershave is!} says:
4 views!
Bleh says:
slowly slowly  
OM {shaving your nutsack is not such a bad idea, a splash of aftershave is!} says:
catchy monkey
Bleh says:
hehe
Bleh says:
lmao
Bleh says:
JB picked the wrong person to piss off  
OM {shaving your nutsack is not such a bad idea, a splash of aftershave is!} says:
lol
whys that
Bleh says:
lol - I just posted our whole convo on the busiest message board
Bleh says:
I'm thinking of putting his address up too  
OM {shaving your nutsack is not such a bad idea, a splash of aftershave is!} says:
lol
OM {shaving your nutsack is not such a bad idea, a splash of aftershave is!} says:
SPAM!!!!!!!!!
Bleh says:
so everyone can see what a twat he can be  
Bleh says:
lol
OM {shaving your nutsack is not such a bad idea, a splash of aftershave is!} says:
when all else fails!
SPAM
Bleh says:
mail bomb!
Bleh says:
oOo - think I know a site than can fill your box up  
Bleh says:
lmao - already 17 views  
OM {shaving your nutsack is not such a bad idea, a splash of aftershave is!} says:
lol
OM {shaving your nutsack is not such a bad idea, a splash of aftershave is!} says:
10 views
Bleh says:
oOo
Bleh says:
Jess has been asking after you again, wanted me to say hi  
OM {shaving your nutsack is not such a bad idea, a splash of aftershave is!} says:
whats the addy
im gonna sign up just so i can have a clue what you is on about
Bleh says:
lmao, it's the fan club
OM {shaving your nutsack is not such a bad idea, a splash of aftershave is!} says:
u aint seen me
OM {shaving your nutsack is not such a bad idea, a splash of aftershave is!} says:
and that means the addy is
Bleh says:
lol - I said you've been on FFX and havin PC probs
Bleh says:
protected
OM {shaving your nutsack is not such a bad idea, a splash of aftershave is!} says:
lol
OM {shaving your nutsack is not such a bad idea, a splash of aftershave is!} says:
my phone has got nicked
OM {shaving your nutsack is not such a bad idea, a splash of aftershave is!} says:
 
Bleh says:
lol, she said you'd ran out of credit, but that you could of got some more
Bleh says:
I said you'd spent it, and the rest is going to uni funds  
Bleh says:
lmao
Bleh says:
first reply "he's an asshole. Ignore him   or just go to his house and kick his ass....and then throw him off a cliff screaming "reanimation is the shit! give a feck now! " 
OM {shaving your nutsack is not such a bad idea, a splash of aftershave is!} says:
so whats the addy for the website
Bleh says:
you have to log in, otherwise no access
OM {shaving your nutsack is not such a bad idea, a splash of aftershave is!} says:
im gonna get a pass silly
Bleh says:
I've just posted our convo up, word for word
Bleh says:
unless you wanna pay £28, I doubt that
OM {shaving your nutsack is not such a bad idea, a splash of aftershave is!} says:
noooooo
Bleh says:
lmao
OM {shaving your nutsack is not such a bad idea, a splash of aftershave is!} says:
you have to pay?
Bleh says:
uhuh
Bleh says:
it's the fan club
OM {shaving your nutsack is not such a bad idea, a splash of aftershave is!} says:
muff that
Bleh says:
the one where you get all the stuff
Bleh says:
the shirt/CD etc.
OM {shaving your nutsack is not such a bad idea, a splash of aftershave is!} says:
lol
Bleh says:
should be @ 1700 within the hour  
OM {shaving your nutsack is not such a bad idea, a splash of aftershave is!} says:
lol
OM {shaving your nutsack is not such a bad idea, a splash of aftershave is!} says:
3 -15
Bleh says:
lmao, not many people in favour
Bleh says:
those for mustn't have a gal
OM {shaving your nutsack is not such a bad idea, a splash of aftershave is!} says:
lol
no replyys to view
OM {shaving your nutsack is not such a bad idea, a splash of aftershave is!} says:
s
Bleh says:
oic
OM {shaving your nutsack is not such a bad idea, a splash of aftershave is!} says:
considering theres only 12 peeps including me viewing this page at the moment im doin quite well
Bleh says:
lmao
Bleh says:
yes
OM {shaving your nutsack is not such a bad idea, a splash of aftershave is!} says:
3 replys and not one question
OM {shaving your nutsack is not such a bad idea, a splash of aftershave is!} says:
21 views
Bleh says:
lmao
Bleh says:
doing well I see
OM {shaving your nutsack is not such a bad idea, a splash of aftershave is!} says:
24 views
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Bleh says:
oo
Bleh says:
whats the replies saying?
OM {shaving your nutsack is not such a bad idea, a splash of aftershave is!} says:
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