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This is a list compiled by Om, myself and a few others to give you a few suggestions as to what you can do when you are bored. Below you will find more than 87 things to do when you're bored, because we've included a few smaller things to do too, so don't start moaning at us for false advertising!

So without further ado, Om {god} and Bob present : 87 Things To Do When You're Bored List

 

  1. Laugh until you pass out

  2. Stuff your mouth with marshmallows and try to sing "God Save Our Queen" Bob Marley Style

  3. Make suggestive actions with your little sister's Barbie doll

  4. Spank the monkey

  5. Read War & Peace

  6. Start a war, then make peace

  7. Think that people are watching you and go live in the woods

  8. Become a porn star

  9. Make monkey noises

  10. Run down your street naked and count the number of offended people

  11. Bob for jellyfish

  12. Eat cinnamon

  13. Go to the town centre, with a banjo, and sing a Neil Diamond song off key

  14. Buy a pair of binoculars, sit in a wheel chair an spy on your neighbours

  15. Write a best-seller - in Bulgarian

  16. Dress up as a Brownie, and sell out of date biscuits to old people

  17. Fake your own death

  18. Learn how to spell Llanfairpwllgwyngyllogerchwymdrobwyllllantysiliogogogoch

  19. Learn how to pronounce Llanfairpwllgwyngyllogerchwymdrobwyllllantysiliogogogoch

  20. Plan an invasion of the Solomon Islands

  21. Try to pass Monopoly money as Euro Money

  22. Believe the Euro actually exists

  23. Talk in third person

  24. Hold a bank siege, with a banana

  25. Shave a baboon

  26. Hold a board meeting at a company you don't work for

  27. Start a German country band called "The Frankfurters"

  28. Hold a cow - tipping contest

  29. Run away and join a freak show

  30. Build a hamster-powered Trojan horse

  31. Use the words "Hairy Fairy" three times in the same sentence

  32. Re-enact the Jerry Springer show, using strangers from the street as guests

  33. Laugh at the vertically challenged

  34. Laugh at the horizontally challenged

  35. Walk down the street using a banana as a mobile phone, and complain about the low reception

  36. Show off your new B3320 yellow handset to all your mates

  37. Remove labels from tins on a supermarket shelf and stick them to street drunks

  38. Start your own cult, renaming yourself "The Dude"

  39. Visit a friends house, and change all the clocks to different times

  40. Ring up multiple taxi firms, all at the same time, for no one

  41. Use the address 5 Letsby Avenue

  42. Order the biggest pizza over the phone, with all the toppings, then go out for a drink

  43. Become President and choke on a pretzel

  44. Steal Superman's underwear, so he doesn't look as ridiculous

  45. Dye his underwear pink, and return them to him

  46. Find someone for your wife to have an affair with

  47. Go into a hardware store and claim to be King Moukok of Swaziland, Africa. Demand a cordless drill

  48. Perform wrestling moves on teddy bears, and lose

  49. Claim to be Michael Jackson to everyone you meet. If they don't believe you, sing Smooth Criminal badly

  50. Run up and down your road, making police siren noises, at 12 am. Crash into boxes and bins

  51. Read the next 37 things to do when you're bored

  52. Grow a beard

  53. Get a FULL body wax, using Turtle Magic.

  54. Join an LA gang, under the name "Big Daddy", and stay alive

  55. Place a bet on "Bullet", the three-legged blind donkey running in the Grand National

  56. Win

  57. Change your name to George W. Bush and see number 43

  58. Dress up as ! El Hamsterio ! and save people who don't need your help

  59. Sue Coca - Cola for stealing your recipe

  60. Become the Cow King and lead the Bovine Army

  61. Become a GM scientist and make a jellyphant

  62. Go round an office and steal all the mice balls, replacing them with Brussel sprouts

  63. Remember :  p = meat + pastry + gravy

  64. Sponsor a chimpanzee named "Bubbles" and send it peanut butter through the mail

  65. Write a complaint to the BBC, saying how satanic the Tweenies really are.

  66. Make a hot-air balloon from bed sheets and a shopping trolley. Burn a butane canister to give yourself (a) lift

  67. Balance an anvil on your nose

  68. Juggle cats blindfolded

  69. Live like a chimpanzee in your neighbour's garden

  70. Race down hills on an office hair

  71. Look for Timbuktu on an atlas of Northumberland

  72. Become Pavarotti's personal trainer

  73. Apply to an infants school - as a pupil

  74. Smoke banana skins

  75. Put a "For Sale" sign outside your neighbour's house. Hold an auction without their knowledge

  76. Stand in the corner of a lift and scream "We're all gunna die" at it. Say "ping" at every new floor

  77. Ring up a random number, and start threatening them. Ask if they like scary movies

  78. Then pretend you've realised you've rung the wrong number and apologise

  79. Go to a shop and ask if they have Dr. Pepper in a can. If they say yes, shout at them and tell them to let him out

  80. Design a range of woolly jumpers for goldfish and sell your designs to Calvin Kline.

  81. Get on a bus, stuff m&m's up your nose and commentate on the traffic going down the street

  82. Play catch *with* your little brother / sister

  83. Trim your toenails - with a toothbrush

  84. Take time out to complain that there are less than 87 things to do when you're bored in this list

  85. Make a list of things to do when you're bored

  86. Read This

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