The Cliff Phenomenon
His life started off as any normal German family. A severe upbringing complete with a strict regime of work and exercise. However, thanks to an accidental discovery of his father's war room, Clifford made his way across the globe, in search of work and something to rule.
One day, Clifford accidentally walked into the dining room of his home, in Hamburg, Germany. Clifford was amazed at what he saw - a war room, little miniature tanks and men, and maps of Europe and Russia, radar screens on the dining room table. Even the view of a luffwaffe fighter outside. As we walked around the room unnoticed, Clifford saw his very first calender - a German Cancan calender, complete with Helga, Halga, Olga and Dave {one for each season}. These pictures fulfilled Cliff's wildest dreams and little did he know that this calender would have such an affect on him in the future.
As his father turned around, he noticed his son, Cliff, staring at a map of Russia. He realised his time had come. It was time for him to follow in his footsteps, just as he followed in his fathers' footsteps. He was so proud - his son was a man. Not just any man, but a dictator, but a strategical and tactical wizard with good experience in Airships and flame throwers.
At just the age of 9 he killed his very first enemy soldier. His parents were so proud. As he got older, and more experienced in the Art of War {Sun Tzu}, his parents decided he should be given something very special for his birthday.