Cliff Goes On The March

After successfully invading the Soloman Islands, Cliff set his sights on his arch-enemy : France. He has always despised the arrogance and garlicness of the French. It just infuriated him. Cliff couldn't stand the way the French dressed either, so he himself could not go into the country as a spy. Knowing how easily France could be invaded, he designed his first ship - the Jewinator.

 

Cliff's first water toy - The Jewinator.

Cliff then took this, along with a small fishing fleet as a disguise and left The Netherlands heading for the west coast of France. He then ordered his second in command, Hans Beirhoffen, to control his land troops as they rolled through the German countryside to the French boarder. Then Cliffs land troops were told to wait until Cliffs naval fleet was in position. On October 24th 1998, Cliff ordered Hans to roll through the French countryside, destroying anything that opposed them. However, with 4 tank battalions, 20,000 troops (a present from his Uncle Olivier) and a regiment of S.S. soldiers, there was little resistance - the most challenging point was avoid the French garlic farms.

The French, upon seeing this army, ran towards the west coast, where Cliffs naval fleet were lying in wait. Then, as the land force arrived in Paris, most of the country's population was on the west. Then the Jewinator shot a few warning shots, demanding that the country was to be handed over to him, or he would destroy the vineyards and garlic farms.

The French immediately surrendered. As Cliff made himself national ruler, he was worried about what the rest of Europe would do. In fact his fears were easily calmed as he got a fax from the EU congratulating him and his troops for doing such a good job in eliminating the problem of garlic products. After only a few weeks, Cliff was getting board of hearing all those French accents and decided to leave. He gave the country back to Antoine Desailly, and left for the U.S.

On the plane, he met a group of travelling Germans, who were in a band - The Frankfurters of NYC. Cliff was intrigued, and he asked whether he could join the band to help play the harpsicord.

 

Cliff & The Frankfurters . . .

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