On this next page we are going to look at the reasons why being a chimpanzee is better than being a human. If you disagree, please contact us here.

Reasons Why Being A Chimpanzee Is Better Than Being A Human

You can get away with being naked {eh, Neil}

Nits are edible {eh, Neil}

Beauty is irrelevant {eh, Neil}

Swing parties are encouraged

Public behavior? WHAT public behavior? {eh, Neil}

When you're hands are "occupied", your feet will always do

You can go where you like {eh, Neil}

Chimps don't hang around in fields {eh, Neil}

A hole's a hole {eh, Neil}

Bananas are just for eating {eh, Neil}

Bush diving is a sport {eh, Neil / Cliff}

You can live in trees

You're hairy all over {eh, Neil}

You don't have the need to revenge, unlike humans

The female care for their young {eh, Neil}

Chimps don't go bald

Chimps don't require an education {eh, Neil}

Chimps don't need to fix fridges / dishwashers / other household appliances / physics theories {eh, Cliff}

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