(THIS SITE IS ALWAYS UNDER CONSTRUCTION.) "SO IF YOU ATTEMPT ANY DIVING WITHOUT GUIDANCE" WE WILL NOT BE HELD RESPONSIBLE! YOU'LL ALSO FIND OUT HERE HOW TO BE THE BEST BAGLADY YOU CAN BE IN TEN EASY LESSONS. (OR LESS WHAT EVER COMES FIRST!) WELL THEN LETS MOVE ON.

PISSSST!!! HAY YOU......YEAH YOU! HOW DID YOU FIND THIS PAGE?! I'VE BEEN TRYING TO KEEP IT A SECRET! (DON'T SPREAD THE WORD!) WE WOULDN'T WANT A RUN ON ALL THE BEST DUMPSTERS IN TOWN. YOU'RE LUCKY YOU'RE ONE OF THE FIRST TO FIND THIS PAGE SO YOU CAN CASH IN ON THE BEST JUNK THIS SIDE OF THE MONANGAHILLA RIVER.

WELCOME TO HRH BAGLADY-K's INSIDER TIPS FOR SUCCESSfFUL DUMPSTER DIVING!

	THIS IS MY SWEET TWIN "ME"! I'M THE OTHER TWIN AND MY NAME IS "ME TOO"! SO WE HAD A STRANGE MOTHER!
	CAN YOU TELL US APART? I TRIED TO MADE IT EASIER FOR YOU I TOOK MY CROWN OFF. SEE IT, IT'S OVER THEIR BY THE SIDE WALK. I HAD TOO TAKE IT OFF IT WOULD LOOK OH YOU KNOW! EVER SO "TACKY" AND SIS DOESN'T HAVE HERS ANY MORE, SHE LOST IT PLAYING STRIP POKER, YES SIR SHE SURE DID!

HI AND WELCOME TO OUR SCHOOL FOR BAGLADYS. MY NAME IS "HER ROYAL HIGHNESS BAGLADY'K ME TOO"! OR TO A FEW OF MY FRIENDS I'M "HRH BAGS" AND YOU SEE MY STORY STARTED ONE DAY WHEN I GOT THIS URGENT LETTER FROM MY TWIN SISTER! YOU'LL SEE THE LETTER AND MORE ABOUT HER LATER!

NOW LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE BIT ABOUT MYSELF.

BUT BEFORE I START I WANT TO DEDICATE THIS SITE TO MY CYBER TWIN MARDI E. WITH OUT HER HELP AND ENCOURAGEMENT THESE TWO PAGES WOULD HAVE NEVER BEEN MADE SHE KEPT TELLING ME I COULD DO THIS. (WITH HER HELP) SHE NEVER GAVE UP ON ME AND FOR THAT I WANT TO SAY THANK YOU SO MUCH MY DEAR FRIEND AND TWIN MARDI. I LOVE YOU AND ELDO SO VERY MUCH OH YES AND OLIVER ALSO. OK SO ON WITH THE STORY OF HOW I CAME TO WRITE THIS STORY........

I'M THE "QUEEN" OF THE STREETS AND I'M A SELF TAUGHT BAGLADY.THEIR IS NOT MUCH THAT GETS BY ME! I WENT TO THE SCHOOL OF HARD KNOCKS. I HAVE AT THIS TIME IN MY DIRTY LITTLE BONY FINGERS MY DEGREE FROM THIS LITTLE UNKNOWEN SCHOOL.

MY BIGGEST REASON FOR THIS PAGE IS TO TEACH SOME OF YOU AND MY SISTER THE IN'S AND OUT'S OF BEING A BAGLADY IN THE REAL WORLD!
AND WHAT TO DO WHEN YOUR DOWN AND OUT IN HOLLYWOOD (WELL A PERSON HAS TO LIVE SOME WHERE IT MIGHT AS WELL BE HOLLYWOOD!) WHAT YOU NEED TO LEARN ON HOW TO SURVIVE ON THE STREET'S WITH NOTHING BUT YOUR CART, AND STILL BE A LADY OF QUALITY AND DIGNITY. I'M GOING TO START BY TELLING YOU A STORY THAT HAPPENED TO MY TWIN ME, (THAT'S HER NAME) WHEN SHE STARTED OUT AS A BAGLADY. (YES IT RUNS IN THE FAMILY WE ARE A LONG LINE OF BAGS I MEAN AHHUM BAG LADIES!)
BUT LET ME GET BACK TO MY TWIN SHE HAD MARRIED WELL AND LOST EVERY THING (YES THIS ALSO RUNS IN THE FAMILY) AND I'M SAD TO SAY SHE WASN'T AS KNOWLEDGEABLE AS MYSELF IN WHAT TO DO IN THE OUT SIDE WORLD OF WEALTH. SHE WAS UNFORTUNATE ENOUGH TO FALL INTO REAL BAD TIMES AND ASK ME TO PLEASE HELP OTHER LIKE HERSELF. THIS IS THE STORY OF MY TWIN IN HER OWN WORDS. OK "ME" SWEETHEART YOUR ON YOU TAKE IT FROM HERE!.....

HOW I WASTED MY TIME BY "HRH ME" MY TWIN!

I just thought that you should know,Your Royal Bagladyship I tried dumpster diving without a single tip I finally decided the time was here and now If you won't impart your sage advice, I'll try it to start you out some how.......
I want to share what happened In hopes that you will see. The value of your wisdom To others just like me. I found a great big dumpster, So very high and wide I thought to do it justice I'd have to be inside. I stood upon a bucket lying near about And wasn't I surprised to find The bottom rusted out. A burly looking strong man stopped to show me he did care, He'd help me up and over If the treasure I would share. I thought that was the answer and I couldn't be unkind,It was surely accidental That he pinched my plump behind. I tossed out lots of good things asked if we had enough? There was no one around to answer, The creep stole all the stuff. I really felt downtrodden, At the mission, near I'd dine They refused to feed me, Cause I'd drank the gosh darned wine. So please your gracious highness, help your lowly twin, before she gets impatient and decides to try again.

THANK YOU MY SWEET LITTLE TWIN ME! YOU HAVE OPENED MY EYE'S.

I WILL TRY AND TEACH YOU ALL SOME STREET MANNERS. AFTER A DAY OF DUMPSTER DIVING (GOD KNOWS IT'S A DIRTY JOB BUT SOMEONE HAS TO DO IT HO HUM (YAWN.) YOU MUST ALWAYS REMEMBER TO CLEAN UP SO YOU CAN DINE AT THE CORNER MISSION. I MYSELF LIKE THE GAS STATION DOWN THE STREET TO CLEAN UP AT. (YOU NOW THE ONE NEAR HOLLYWOOD AND VINE) IT'S ALWAYS CLEAN THEIR UNTIL AFTER I'M DONE. THEY TRIED LOCKING IT ON ME ONCE, BUT THAT'S ANOTHER STORY FOR ANOTHER TIME. I PARK MY CART IN AN ALLEYWAY NEXT TO THE DUMPSTER BEHIND A VERY FAMOUS RESTAURANT, I FOUND IT TO BE SAFE THERE. THEY KINDA WATCH OUT FOR ME SO I WON'T COME IN SIDE AND BEG FOR FOOD. IT'S A NICE ARRANGEMENT. WELL ANY WAY I MUST GET BACK TO WHY WE ARE HERE, TO LEARN HOW TO BE AN ALL YOU CAN BE BAGLADY.........WELL THEN WERE OFF AND RUNNING! OK FINE! SO WERE JUST OFF.

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