In the year
2000
Everything is very similar to the way it was in the previous year.
Legend has it, those who give the gift of an almighty civic will be rewarded untold fortunes. Click on the steering wheel 5,402 times to drive the Civic!
In the year of our lord 1999, March 27...
Behold! A young rhino, dead in a pool of it's own shit.
Look! It appears our friend, the dead rhino, has made subtle movements! Dear god, something seems to have ripped out from the belly of the decrepit beast. There are some blood entrails leading away from the corpse. Click Here to draw your two-handed bastard sword and exterminate whatever has spawned here...
