Vote for George! The Fiat Uno
Disillusioned with the American election and the state of British Politics in general George is now planning to form his own political party and become Prime minister of Great Britain!
Vital Statistics
George is a UNO 60S, is about 10 years old and is wearing exceeding well for his age thank you very much, he has about 72067 miles on the clock, he drinks neat leaded petrol but is partial to the odd bit drop of oil.
With a bit of a runup down a hill with a following wind he can manage about 85 miles per hour, although he tends to protest if he has to go faster than 70.
As is common with most cars, he has 6 wheels, that is 4 driving wheels, one steering wheel and a spare.
He's a two door hatchback, he has no sunroof, no furry dice, no go-faster stripes and no rear spoiler. He's quite proud of this.
Why on earth do you have a homepage for your car?
Hey! People have homepages for their pets and various other things, why can't I have a homepage for my car?
Why on earth is your car called George?
Ah, well, oh all right. His name comes from a particular Bugs Bunny cartoon cartoon that featured a gigantic yeti
type creature that repeatedly grabbed Bugs and patted him on the head, the all important phrase that repeatedly crops up
in the cartoon is...
"...and I will hug him and squeeze him and call him George."
Ok what's this rubbish about becoming Prime Minister then?
Well, first consider the opposition then consider these top 5 top reasons why you should vote for George as Prime Minister!
1. Guaranteed for a whole year.
George has recently passed his MOT and been declared safe for entire year, ever seen a polition declared safe?
2. Directioned and Purposeful.
You know exactly where George is going at any time, and indeed can steer him to wherever is required - no more political maneuvering.
3. Cheap.
George won't cost the country an arm and a leg; he uses about 20 quid in petrol a week.
4. Quality of rubbish.
Politics produces rubbish, tons of it, george produces rubbish as well, but it's just common ol' exhaust gases, and you can know exactly what's there with a gas detector.
5. Committed to People - not politics.
George serves to carry people from A to B and realises that this is what people want in life, not some pointless arguments about sleaze.
Vote now!
You can send fanmail or a note of political support to George by clicking here.
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