Society Laws

Apply now for your membership number in the fight against hypnotic GUI's and Uncle Bills bid for world domination - just follow these three easy steps...
  • 1. Delete all screen-savers from your machine NOW! It's not too late to reverse the process of indoctrination that has, by now, been drilled into you, just chant the words "I've Tried Windows And I Don't Like It" three times a day before retiring to bed.
  • 2. Learn your enemy - find out every scrap of information that you can about the inner workings of Windoz and the activities of SoftMicro - only but knowing how our Uncle Bill thinks can we hope to defeat him.
  • 3. Now fill out your secret society application form and mail it off.
    DISCLAIMER : Research has shown camels can pass through the eye of a needle. This has however required the use of a 70ft needle and the rare Arabian mini-camel.
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