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         Never you mind you young wippersnapper
Why do you want to join the society of windoz haters?
Windoz is an evil plot to take over the world.
Windoz was my idea and Bill stole it from me.
I wrote windoz.
When I bought windoz my  left me for another .
I am a deluded paranoid and hate everyone.
I work for Microsoft® and have been ordered to infiltrate.
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