| arse | 1. (Arr-ss) adj. Bottom 2. (Arr-ssed) ver. To have no interest in doing. "I can't be arsed." | ||
| bird | (Burd) nou. generic terminology for a member of the female sex. | ||
| bloke | (Ber-low-ck) nou. generic terminology for a member of the male sex. | ||
| bog | (boh-guh) nou. A toilet, or 'Lav'. | ||
| booze | (boo-zz) nou. alcoholic beverage, or call it a 'bevvy'. | ||
| chips | (chi-pz) adj. fries. | ||
| colour | (Kol-lor) nou. The correct way to spell the word, dammit!! | ||
| crisps | (crisps) adj. chips. | ||
| fag | (fa-guh) nou. Cigarette. | ||
| fancy | (fan-cee) adj. To have an attraction for. | ||
| fit | (fi-tuh) adj. To be very attractive. "That birds well fit". | ||
| hard | (hu-ard) adj. tough, strong, not to be messed with. The 'h' can be silent. | ||
| larf | (larf) adj. Kidding, not being serious. "Yer having a larf!" | ||
| lay | (l-ay) ver. act of sexual intercourse, also known as 'bouncy bouncy'. | ||
| naff | (na-ff) adj. Sub-standard, pathetic, bad. "Yer naff in goal." | ||
| pissed | (pi-ss'd) ver. To be in a state of advanced alcoholic intoxication. | ||
| quid | (kwer-id) nou. One pound. | ||
| rotten | (roh-ten) adj. very much, a lot. "I fancy yer rotten." | ||
| shag | 1.(sh-ag) ver. act of sexual intercourse, not to be confused with carpets. 2.(sh-ag'd) adj. To be broken, exhausted. "Yer engine is shagged." | ||
| spud | (spu-d) nou. Potato. | ||
| stuffed | (stuh-ff-d) nou. In a bad situation. "Yer stuffed". | ||
| ta | (t-ar) nou. Thank you. | ||
| well | (weh-ul) adj. extremely, very. "That bloke is well 'ard" | ||
| yank | (yank) nou. A person from America. | ||
| yer | (yuh-er) pron. You. |