Gwyneth Jones
The free gift has been claimed, and won, by this young lady on the basis that she was fitted more of the critera than any of the other applicants.
Well to be honest noone else actually attempted to claim the prize but after Gwyneth applied she managed to convince me that should should win the prize anyway, and well, why not?
As mentioned the free gift is still available*, although it has changed as Gwyneth has the previous prize. The all-new all-free and still as yet undisclosed prize still remains available to applicants on request, fitting as many of the following critera as possible...
* Free gift subject to change without notice, whatever it is in the first place, my lawyer would also like me to point out that for purposes of this offer in any court action he will be siding with the prosecution.
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