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Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
Why are there flotation devices under the plane seats, but no parachutes?
Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
Is it possible to be totally partial?
If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
Can you open a package that says "Open here" somewhere else?
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's call cargo?
Why does your nose run and your feet smell?
You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
If a fire fighter fights a fire, and a crime fighter fights crime, then what does a freedom fighter fight?
If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
Why is it that when you jump to a conclusion, it's always the wrong one?
What’s another word for thesaurus?
Why is the word "abbreviation" so long?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards?
Why is the word "little" bigger than the word "big"?
How can someone "draw a blank"?
Why does "monosyllabic" have so many syllables?
Why is brassiere singular and panties plural?
Why do tugboats push their barges?
Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
Why is it, whether you sit up or sit down, the result is the same?
Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?
Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
Is it true that cannibals don’t eat clowns because they taste funny?
Why do they call it a TV set when you only have one?
What was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread?
What IS the first thing to go as you get older?
Do cemetery workers always work the graveyard shift?
Why do doctors call what they do a practice?
Why haven't practicing Catholics got it right yet?
If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?
Why don't fish get cramps after eating?
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